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[luke @LukeAugur]

Honestly if you don't get drunk tonight you don't deserve the monday as bank holiday. Jesus didn't turn the wine back to water for a reason.

[Hassan W. Bhatti @hwbhatti]

In 2009, a Stanford business professor:

- Split her class into 14 teams
- Gave each team $5 and 2 hours
- Told them to get as much ROI as possible
- Said they’d give a presentation after finishing

Here’s how it went down + the foundational lesson you can learn from it:

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[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

24W 31W
2L 0L

0 Belts All the belts
6 Abs though 😎 0 Abs

[luke @LukeAugur]

@sebdoyle

[luke @LukeAugur]

@louischiarizia Sexy x

[Ben mills @Ben_mills16]

@LukeAugur

[luke @LukeAugur]

@Ben_mills16 😂😂😂😂

[luke @LukeAugur]

Have you really had the vaccine if you don’t put it on your story?

[luke @LukeAugur]

@_eviefox @sebdoyle

[LADbible @ladbible]

Look at this dog's ears in the wind and tell me your icy heart isn't melting...

[luke @LukeAugur]

@sebdoyle @_eviefox Can’t event say it with chest at @ me ya bitch @sebdoyle

[luke @LukeAugur]

@brandon_hibbitt @ConnorLenton3 Wow you’re looking good tho @ConnorLenton3 😍🥵

[luke @LukeAugur]

@_charlotte21x Only 15 days left to simp @sebdoyle before it’s too late.

[Ben mills @Ben_mills16]

The whole uk after 2nd December

[luke @LukeAugur]

@kai_rahim @sebdoyle On my way x

[luke @LukeAugur]

Cannot just be me who only closes there blinds on a weekend so the sun doesn’t wake me up ? But leave them open in the week as waking up to the light is better than a alarm ??

[luke @LukeAugur]

Working on myself at home all day everyday is honestly so draining. Someone buy me a Labrador or dachshund ?!?

[luke @LukeAugur]

@Sam_Holmes99 @brandon_hibbitt Beg to differ 🥴

[luke @LukeAugur]

@brandon_hibbitt Some bad news about getting old for you x

[luke @LukeAugur]

@kai_rahim @__Megansmith__ @alexspiegl_ @sebdoyle How have I been tagged in this 🥺🥺