lukeayresryan

Melbourne-based writer, comedian and man about town. Comic memoir A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Chemo is out now!

[lukeayresryan @lukeayresryan]

Ten years ago, on this very day, I was diagnosed with cancer. Today I'm releasing my first webseries into the world. Those two things may be unrelated. Please enjoy GRAHAM SHUGG: ENTREPRENEUR https://t.co/WxidLJWpVS

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@mariamtokhi Hi Mariam – I'm writing a story on narrative medicine for https://t.co/vPnmjWcIg4. Was hoping to have a quick chat to get an AU perspective!

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@sirswampthing on the JK theme - of Coleman winners, who’s had the least number of zero goal games?

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@Centrelink My tax return was filed on June 6, but the change in my CCS was only registered last week.

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@Centrelink Hi – querying a CCS overpayment claim made against me. Accept that overpayment may have occurred, but also have a 6-month delay in approving my CCS application which has never been backpaid.

[jmac @dirty_pies]

Might as well get in on the fun #bigbigsound

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Have a piece in the first issue of Melbourne Shadows – new online mag covering cutting edge Melbourne design and tech. Pretty great example of branded content done right: https://t.co/8JP74xzRrx

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@kckal @ashertn Haha, thanks for getting back to me! But story is done and filed. Fascinating stuff all round...

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Looking to chat to someone who's had their DNA tested (especially if they did so using one of the retail options) – any leads much appreciated!

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This... this is very good: https://t.co/wiqeCJDUnq

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This is a very, very excellent piece. https://t.co/Fmy6jth0Sa

[Splitsider @Splitsider]

How Facebook is killing comedy https://t.co/YfxgqZLMX1

[Liam Ryan @liamoryan]

Cop: You saved Gotham, Batman.
Make A Wish kid dressed as Batman: yaaaaay!
Crowd: YAAAAY!!

[ONE BLOCK OVER]

Demolitions expert: got it?
Make A Wish kid dressed as The Joker: um press the red button?
Demolitions expert: AND block your ears. It's gonna get hectic.

[lukeayresryan @lukeayresryan]

This account is pretty much the only thing that keeps me looking at Twitter. https://t.co/5HKFbzPrel

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Vacuum forming a suitcase.

[Liam Ryan @liamoryan]

"... I don't feel so good"

[lukeayresryan @lukeayresryan]

@Elmo_Keep That's almost *too* many highlighters for one man

[Gabe Habash @gabehabash]

This photo belongs in a museum

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

A day in the life of the president who doesn’t watch much TV primarily because of documents.

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@mikejcasey Good god. Bitstamp is #11 by volume. Every time I think the wave must have peaked...

[lukeayresryan @lukeayresryan]

@thehairypony I got really fascinated with it in 2011 and thought to myself "You know what, I should spend $1000 on this and see what happens." The price was $6. But I had to do an international transfer and that was TOO HARD.