Luke Barnell

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone rn I’m ded

[Luke Barnell @lukebarnell]

I have an unhealthy obsession with my cat

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Trump just said the army took over the airports during the Revolutionary War.

That’s, um, 127 years before the airplane was invented.

[TIME @TIME]

.@ShawnMendes: “The magic of @taylorswift13 doesn’t come from the lights, dancers or fireworks (although all of that is incredible) but from the electrifying connection that she has with the people who are there to see her” #TIME100 https://t.co/qRVXJShEw5

[hannah @supersendsauce]

going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful

[American Music Awards @AMAs]

She has a BIG reputation and she had a HUGE year. @taylorswift13 is your #AMAs Artist of the Year! #TaylorSwiftAMAs

[Belle Williams @IsabelWilliams0]

Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard bc first you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets & THEN you have to repeat it again bc he wasn’t listening the first time.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Omg can we do that cute unconstitutional thing again where we stall on nominees until the next election?

[im actually kinda nameless @Shower_Capy]

Pixar: Let's make a thoughtful short about Chinese culture & a mother with Empty Nest syndrome

White people: THIS ISN'T MADE FOR ME I DON'T GET IT https://t.co/lMQJnPlzrK

[Griffin Muenchow @MuenchowGriffin]

5 feet apart cause they’re not gay https://t.co/9JfpDn6EvK

[. @_uyuyuiii]

Sucking your homies d*ck isn’t gay https://t.co/tPJuDYMmdL

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

Retweet if you've struggled with your sexuality and never thought about committing murder or becoming a neo nazi https://t.co/pEyxG04hZu

[Luke Barnell @lukebarnell]

@Chelsearose813 I have a whole 3 days of experience. What could possibly go wrong!?

[Billboard Music Awards @BBMAs]

Look What You Made @taylorswift13 do 👀 ...WIN the #BBMAs for Top Female Artist! Congrats!

[jemima✨ @jemimaskelley]

At some point, Taylor Swift made the decision to put GIRL AT HOME on Red, but not Babe. Sis. Wyd.