Luke Coates

[TRC @RubrChickens]

Rock Bottom Part 3:

I don’t ever want to hear “find some joy” ever again. You know what brings me joy? Winning football games. Would love to feel that joy again.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

justin patrick herbert

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

My guy. Go Bolts ⚡️

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

philip rivers forever.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

The greatest Masters of my lifetime.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

tale as old as time 🤙

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

Caption this

[TRC @RubrChickens]

I miss Steve Spurrier

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

IT IS SATURDAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

What an unfortunate coincidence

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

@justin_neeley04 Doubt it.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

This was all a set-up. You’d think they would make it less obvious. Or maybe they know how blind we are.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

I will not be providing commentary regarding tonight’s debate. Just consider my mic “turned off.” #cnn #debate

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

I am sad.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

Please, Rory. Make me happy.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

How many WNBA games has Nikki Haley watched this year?

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Let me get this straight:
No player on the Olympic team has scored more 3-pointers this year in the WNBA than Caitlin Clark.
And only one woman on the Olympic team has more assists than Clark this WNBA Season.

And the US is not going to include her on the Olympic team? I think the Olympic selection committee should be asked do we want the best team to represent our country or not?

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

@Tmyoung87 Non-diet sodas are automatically eliminated from contention. They are bad for you.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

In the midst of so much conflict both at home and abroad, I bring you news that I hope is free of controversy…. I’ve recently been introduced to Diet Dr. Pepper and declare it the best tasting soft drink on the market.

I’m sure everyone will agree.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

@ben_aydlett I mean he’s gonna win today if that’s what you’re asking

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

After such an incredible show of support (9 likes), I am looking forward to getting my takes back out on your timeline. Stay tuned.

[Luke Coates @lukecoates_]

I think I’m gonna start tweeting again