Luke Derderian

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

My Mom just told me my dog has a small dick.
“I think that’s good though!”

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

the way this is real and not satire

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

@MeghanMcCain

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Bye 2025

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

@BreezeAirways Is this normal for bag check at 8pm? One agent, 40+ people in line, and we’ve been waiting over 30 minutes with almost no movement. Really frustrating experience.

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

@HeyJohnstonRI It’s people like him and statements like his that make me want to apologize for being white 🤦🏻‍♂️

[People @people]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Confirms She's Not Returning to 'Survivor' for Season 50 https://t.co/QC4rtyThvP

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

When @Spotify goes down midday

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

@drder01569 @ChickfilA anything to say?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court rules the Biden administration overstepped its authority in trying to cancel or reduce student loan debt, effectively killing the $400 billion plan. Millions of Americans are expected to resume payments by late summer. https://t.co/DJLK0hgkyd

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

Update: girlie just got $12 Preparation H with my car (unfortunately used the ExtraCare bucks she’s been accumulating) 😳

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

Some girlie in Pennsylvania keeps using my CVS card and within the last 3 days has purchased:

4 packs of Starbusts
12 Kit Kats (several varieties)
8 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
4 Twix Cookie Bars
4 Hershey’s Bars

I hope she’s ok.

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

Random woman at the dog park: “My dog’s name is Soarin’ like the ride at Disney”
Me:

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

TikTok has me using the FIFO method to restock Chandler’s dog treat container 😅😅

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

I’m sure this will go just as well as CNN+

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

This can’t be real …..

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

Finally copying Slack. About time!

[The Verge @verge]

New Messages updates from Apple will let you edit texts and undo send #WWDC

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

I’ll miss your dog Zeus most of all 💔

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

@MeghanMcCain So Meghan, are you saying you now support:
1. Raising the minimum wage
2. Social safety net programs (including UBI)
3. Universal Healthcare?
Just asking 🤔🤔🤔

[Luke Derderian @lukeder101]

Nothing worse than @Spotify going down mid-workday 😩