Gay Rat Bard

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BLM 🌹 No Person is Illegal 🏳‍🌈

[Gay Rat Bard @lukedouple]

@lukedouple Wake up, Monsterquest, fall asleep during Monsterquest, repeat

[♿ Dev Ramsawakh🏳️‍⚧️ (they/he) @merkyywaters]

I'll keep sharing this

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

If you give WotC more money after they got caught hiring the Pinkertons I'm gonna need you to skip pride and start going to police benefit balls.

We should all live honestly

[purple haired bitch 🪩 @CupK8y]

Hey this is cool but you should have your physical drivers license on you whenever you’re driving because handing a cop your phone with your ID on is counts as consent for them to go through your phone 🫶

[Gay Rat Bard @lukedouple]

they won't
stop buying food that's more expensive cause it's trendy
wellness is a branch of white supremacy

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"Greens powders” or “superfood powders” usually host a hodgepodge of vitamins and minerals, as well as other trendy ingredients like ground up kale, chia seeds and ashwagandha. But are they really a shortcut to better health? Experts aren’t convinced. https://t.co/9a0kpsQKxl

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

This you?

[IncarcerNation.com @IncarcerNation]

reminder not to forget that 6 weeks ago, an exec of the San Jose cop union was caught buying fentanyl from her office + receiving at least 61 shipments of it to her personal home. She was charged with "attempt to import" and then we heard no more about it.
https://t.co/lYUUWcRwB6

[susanlambert @SusanLambert]

7 hours.
“EVERY SINGLE PERSON SPOKE AGAINST COP CITY.” #StopCopCity

[Gay Rat Bard @lukedouple]

ALSO owning wild animals as pets directly leads to poaching and the illegal animal trade, just stick to putting ugly little outfits on your normal dogs and cats plz

[Gay Rat Bard @lukedouple]

I'll try to befriend wild animals but I still know that most animals actually can't be domesticated and are only one bad interaction away from just really fucking you up

[Caleb Heeringa @ bsky @CalebHeeringa]

90+ degrees and heat lightning in the Pacific Northwest in early May is a reminder that we've got no time to waste to break the fossil fuel industry's control of our political system and use their executives' ill-gotten gains to accelerate the transition to clean electricity.

[Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 #mtpol @mxscottkernest]

Anti-LGBTQ+ hate group accidentally leaks membership & other sensitive records

https://t.co/LUOYV044Qm

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This has really become a conservatives true colors movement. The argument here is that this behavior deserves death.

[REGGAETON CON LA GATA💓 @ReggaetonXGata]

🤍🕊️

[shanna 🇵🇸🍉 @shittybonmots]

The AI that everyone tells me is going to replace every worker is actually dependent on Black and Brown people in the global south who are being undercompensated

*pretends to be shocked*

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This is what gender affirming care looks like

[Gay Rat Bard @lukedouple]

Good riddance

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD