I know for a fact nearly every woman has been victimized by a man telling her he knows how to cook only to be served the most basic, but fine, chicken piccata she's ever had in her life
@KevinAdams26 Would love to take my best friend who is a Patriots fan (Jesse James caught that ball) just so he can experience a year of us in the playoffs and them out of it
@Ktowns9 When a zoom call is about to end and your manager asks if anyone has any last minute points and someone chimes in and says "No, but I wanted to mention...." you know you're gonna be on for another 15 minutes
Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m marrying Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you