Luke

#MUFC

[Yakob @yakobper90]

I’m not even joking you could directly pin every England exit in the last 10 years on Kane. He refused to square it to Sterling vs Croatia. Shat his pants vs Italy in 2021. Was an absolute disgrace vs Spain in 2024 and don’t even get me started on whatever the fuck that was I saw vs Argentina this summer. He’s always at the scene of the crime but don’t worry I’ll see 75 goals against Augsburg and Heinz.👍

[Luke @lukef5523]

Zirkzee should never play for Manchester United again after this performance. Not to mention how poor our fullbacks are… #MUFC

[Promes @promes489]

Dorgu LWB
Dorgu LW
Dorgu LB

[Luke @lukef5523]

@ManUtd RASHY🥲

[king Barou @Zak__J]

Arsenal when moving to left wingers

[butch🧟‍♂️𖤐.ᐟ @BUTCHCLRKENT]

the thunderbolts when they realise doom has actual powers and not just guns

[Luke @lukef5523]

@alfiehaaland @FabrizioRomano Fuck off you miserable bastard #KEANO

[R🥷 @rad1sharif]

If this happens i expect king charles to personally go with his royal guards and take infantino hostage into tower of london until he agrees to reverse it

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English

[utdreport @utdreport]

Only Gary Lineker, Harry Kane, and Geoff Hurst have scored more World Cup goals for England than Marcus Rashford.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Year.🏆

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MAN. OF. THE. MOMENT.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

garnacho lost the ball for the cunha goal