noa ✮

if you please, draw me a sheep

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[tab 𑣲 tastes like you @ronancerrr]

“did you paint this?” “yeah, i mean el—” [GUNSHOTS] [HORNS BLARING] [SIRENS EVERYWHERE] [FIRE ALARMS] [GLASS SHATTERING] OH MY GOD [DISTANT EXPLOSION] FUCK [CAR SCREECHING] [CRASHING] [FIRE ERUPTS] [EXPLOSION] MY LEG… [POLICE SIRENS] [BABY WAILING]

[Bri @sugarllouis]

getting cancelled for calling louis a twink as if this isn’t one of the definitions on Urbandictionary 😭😭😭😭

[bailey 🇫🇷 @azxfilm]

france man

[broken bones @L0UISDN4]

es un TIPAZO,, cualquiera q lo odie es una persona de mierda

[neesh! 💋🪩 @neerryx]

this is so real

[🦢 @starcaressed]

straight women will spend their lives talking about how gross men are, how uninteresting they are, how sex with them lasts five minutes and is unfilling and then find out you’re a lesbian and start acting like men are one of the seven wonders of the world and you’re missing out

[horamaisescura ✶ @dbrbsss]

o dia que eu soltei um "nenhuma dessas palavras está na bíblia" numa reuniao do trabalho e todos acharam que eu tinha feito a piada mais genial da hist��ria

[:/ @louiology]

what england football team need is louist, he’ll distract the enemies with his yapingitis

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when it’s hot summer nights mid july and you have nobody to be forever wild with and you’re lowkey depressed as fuck

[edaᴴ💋🪩 @goldenhharry]

congratulations to harry styles for having both fine line and carla's song in his discography

[Does this unit have a soul? @somewillwin]

I have seen so many lesbian flags with the fucking dudes from the hockey show…. Can people post here lesbian flags with women here pls??? To cleanse my eyes??? And restore faith???

[mav @marlbluero_]

stab me im so serious

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[MC SUCKER @callmebackhome]

once you are 11 you’ll reach the unexplainable suicidal stage that just gets worse every year

[tay 🐇🪩 @chesthairry]

adding -rry to nouns and adjectives whenever harry does anything will always be so funny to me idc

[⚢ ゜𓈒 LEVITIYONCE @CLITITICUS]

QUEER BARBENHIMER IN THEATERS JUNE 19TH!!!

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

robert pattinson in every damn movie