Luke Green

If I hadn’t seen such riches I could live with being poor.

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

@Tgarratt10 Anyone with two working legs and 5 brain cells improves our midfield Tom mate

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

How is this a real tweet wtf 😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We probably deserve another red card for that last post! But in all seriousness, congratulations to @Arsenal on winning the Premier League and a great run in the Champions League.

Looking forward to picking up the battle again with you next season.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

Really fucking boring now is Keane

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

🚨 | Roy Keane SLAMS Bruno Fernandes and Manchester United's performance vs Forest:

"What I heard from United at the weekend, honestly, I was RAGING with it. The whole chat about Bruno's assists. Players talking about his assists"

"After the game, he got interviewed and he said, 'There are a few times I should have shot but I made the pass, the CAPTAIN OF MAN UNITED, he said it himself.'"

"How can your MINDSET as a footballer be going into a match, and be talking about some individual record?"

"He is going to get them anyway, but for it to become the main point about Man United's performance at the weekend, I WAS CRINGING.:

"And all the players when he got the assist, going over to celebrate, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO SCORED THE GOAL?"

[@WeAreTheOverlap] #MUFC

[Tom 🇾🇪 @TomMUFC8]

A-League player of the season, Juan Mata showing his support for Bruno Fernandes who should win Premier League player of the season ⚽️ #mufc

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Rosenior: ‘The reality is Man United had one shot on target, scored against ten men and won the game 1-0. That should be impossible.’ #mufc

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

LOOK AT THIS BROOO????!😭😭😭

[Lewis Steele @LewisSteele_]

Marc Guehi has been on the winning side against Liverpool five times since his Deadline Day move to Anfield collapsed.

[FC Halifax Town @FCHTOnline]

⏰ 42' |

Charlie Kirk fires over.

🔴 0-0 🔵

#Shaymen | FC

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/EbHI6cYR2e

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 17!

[Dave @SeeDeeMcLeod]

@Nigel_Farage What the fuck are you doing trying to enter the Chagos Islands? You're the MP for fucking Clacton!

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Chinese in Dubai Marina ? Oh go on then. Bosh

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on the fan refusing to cut his hair until Manchester United win five in a row:

“I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my HEAD IN.”

“We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant.”

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

This shit must go so hard if you’re a thousand years old and an absolute cunt

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣

Be humble KID 🤫

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

Throw in £20m for him, he’d do a job next to Kobbie!

[Lewis Steele @LewisSteele_]

This was Dominik Szoboszlai at full time. He stood there, alone and deep in thought, for several minutes. After clawing his team back into the game, they tossed it away again. Fair to say it’s not the first time he’s been let down by others this season.

[Luke Green @lukegreen100]

Greatest player of the last 10 years ❤️

[SG @04gully]

He’s an all timer whether you like it or not