Luke

A redditor and night owl with expensive taste. Snapchat: sirhenryii

[Luke @lukehmiles]

Legitimately surprised to see good things happening in the #Detroit Snapchat story today.

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@snapchatsupport Any chance you'll release an Apple Watch app? :)

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@daaangkim YUS

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@Snapchat with friends is really helping me read this book. I'm so focussed. 😉

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Why is no one answering their phones today?

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@daaangkim it was a deal until you said 'car insurance'.

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@daaangkim I will if you pay the mortgage and bills :)

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@daaangkim wait a minute.... You don't even have #ApplePay

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OMG GUISE I JUST ADDED MY SIMPLE CARD TO APPLE PAY AAHHHHH. Thanks @simple :D

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@vdblt WAT. They're accepted by Apple Pay now?

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When will @ChipotleTweets start using fresh pressed tortillas? Your US Midwest competitor has awful service, but fresh pressed tortillas.

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Really? Putting ads in the @Snapchat Live Feeds now?

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@BenMullin YOU HAVE A DOPPELGÄNGER. They work at the Apple Store in Des Moines.

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@daaangkim Not sure why your tweet was deleted, but that was to the people who are your food.

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@daaangkim 🔫

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WTF. Siri wanted to text my co-worker asking them 'Do you breed?' Oh Siri....

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Oh boy, three hours o' sleep 😞

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@daaangkim I have! It was on the news last night. 8 million chickens will be killed :(

[Luke @lukehmiles]

@daaangkim Using reverse psychology on yourself? 😛