Luke Bender

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@mhubenka it's more enjoyable to listen to than it is to learn how to play it on guitar #fact

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@mhubenka Cajun roast beef bro gotta put some hair back on that face #babyface #redbeard

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@qbob2 😂😂😂💦💦👌 #doubledutchfudgerudder

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@qbob2 I hope I was good enough for your first #itriedtobegentle

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@qbob2 my father was a bear, my mother a wolf.. He must've been a black bear cause I ain't seen him in a minute #BearInWolfsFur #

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A pap tried following me yesterday. He had a VW diesel. I had a Lamborghini. None of his pics are in the papers today. A lesson there.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

In Denver even the police are high on 4/20 https://t.co/EyZ1haFcqI

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@Cbizkit23 @qbob2 @JoeGeyer1 an 8 hour drive ain't shit to whoop some ass in nops #practiceupboys

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

So as I was enjoying a nice joint by the river last night I let out a Bigfoot call... And got an answer 😳 🏃💨💩 #shitmypants #SquatchWatch

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

I don't know if I've ever been so excited to be jobless #shotsforunemployment

[Science @ScienceAllDay]

A study has found that fracking was responsible for the earthquake felt by Ohio residents in March 2014: http://t.co/NnUywlLpGZ

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

Damn that brownie got me like 😶 #edibles

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@qbob2 @codyschwarz well sounds like you need a lesson on coffee. @mitchwidhalm can teach you a lesson or two

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@qbob2 @codyschwarz well the last time I remember him making coffee it made someone puke.. So that's sayin something

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@codyschwarz @qbob2 I'm going to have to be the judge of that I reckon

[mitchell widhalm @mitchwidhalm]

Tis the season, Ugly sweater party tomorrow night, BE THERE!! #bitches and #eggnog

[USA🇺🇸 @USAFirstFreedom]

Motivation on #MericaMonday

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

Best part about sturgis is acting like an Aussie.... And getting away with it haha #gulliblefuckers #bestofthebest

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

Cruising to lincoln with a load of stuff in the Sierra 1500 blasting some @ericchurch #movingday #Merica

[Luke Bender @lukejbender]

@mitchwidhalm that's all I can think of