DukeLukem

Dolly Parton Stan.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

There’s no socioeconomic ideology that is definitively better than another. Never has been, never will be.

That being said, I won’t refrain from making fun of you, ridiculing you, or embarrassing you if you talk about the wrong one in the wrong context. You’re probably dumb.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[National Champion Shapiro Undergraduate Library @UMichUGLI]

Take any book you want man, I’m getting bombed tonight

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@m120204 No one was ‘seething’. Quit seeing these girls accomplishments strictly from a political stance. It’s pathetic and honestly very belittling to what they have achieved. Talk to a human and stop treating these girls as pawns in your parasocial political fantasy. It’s embarrassing.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@jontweetssports Replace Northwestern and Rutgers with Kansas and Miss state then add an FCS team thanksgiving week and SEC fans would call that a gauntlet. Even though Northwestern and Rutgers would beat the piss out of Arkansas and Miss State.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@nathanhamie @TDAlabamaMag @PatMcAfeeShow Actually I take that back, it’s Notre Dame. Which is sure as shit not in the south.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@nathanhamie @TDAlabamaMag @PatMcAfeeShow The school that produces the most NFL players is, guess what, USC. Which is in, guess what, LA.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@PaulFanson This dude is like 45 and still salty he didn’t get into Michigan.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@TopTierBama @TDAlabamaMag @PatMcAfeeShow That doesn’t work when @SEC teams have the highest average acceptance rate of any conference in sports. Like you have to be really stupid to think that. Which as a bama fan, that stupidity checks out.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@TheRealCruzOx The @SEC and their fans (pathetic to be a fan of a conference btw) won’t acknowledge that there are more players on a team than a quarterback. Probably because they’re too stupid to read so they can’t conceptualize that fact.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@Clowfb Is ‘wit’ synonymous with pretentious dipshit?

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@Lane_Kiffin @LSUfootball Hell yeah, they want to join Kiffin’s Kajun Kast, aka KKK for short. https://t.co/vMApDmQYpP

[BuckeyeNation @buckeyefbnation]

Ah yes because players from California and Texas want to go to a town called Tuscaloosa for the love of the game😂😂😂

[Evan Feather @evan_feather]

I’m sure California kids were just volunteering to move to Alabama.
No money involved there.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@SpartanFourLife @IndianaFootball If I were so pathetic/jealous that I was still tweeting and claiming a team cheated even though they didn’t, years later, all because I’m jealous of not getting in. I’d probably go see a therapist before my backup school dwindled into irrelevance.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@BetMGM Whoever runs this page got a message from @SEC that said ‘I’ll give you $50 if you gargle our balls’.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@On3 Well it’s because this pathetic loser didn’t pay players for their name, image, and likeness. He paid players because no one else could. Now that everyone can pay players he quit, and bitches and wines about it.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@secnumbersguy You have to be an insane dipshit to watch the last 5 years of college football and think that there hasn’t been/isn’t an obvious @SEC bias in the rankings. BUT if you’re an @SEC fan (pathetic) you’re 99% not smart enough to understand that, so it makes sense.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

@BarryOnHere The @SEC won championships while [illegally] paying players little (because they’re poor and graduate illiterate people). Now that being a university with an alumni base that can actually contribute to society is a positive, complaining about winning in the NIL era is pathetic.

[DukeLukem @LukeJcompton]

If I were an @SEC fan (pathetic to be a fan of a conference btw). I would do some soul searching (which they probably won’t because they’re too stupid) before I hucked myself off a cliff while coming to grips with the fact the conference is irrelevant. #ItJustMeansMore