LUKE

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@natashaqistina still available?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@baileyhiggins_ Still available?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@nega_drika still available?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@ThompsonDavie78 still available?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@ana_carcam Still available?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@hollysaltmarsh_ can i buy the coach tickets?

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@lillyalicelong @Printworks_LDN @UNITEDANTS Still Available? DM me

[Jude Natural @judenatural]

#RIPJack

[bethany @bethanyhiggins_]

Just served a customer who asked me if a thought corona virus was being blown out of proportion to distract the public from the govt getting rid of menthol fags :)

[The Barrick Boy @BarrickBoys]

Tesco: 6 feet apart at all times, 1 in 1 out, blood sample at the door.

Centra: *electric guitar riff*
'Welcome to the Coronadome!'

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

@Isaiahmanney naw miss me wit that gay shit. break out a nintendo switch and now you’re talkin

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck.

[LUKE @lukejeff_]

Trent? Corona can go fuck

[The Barrick Boy @BarrickBoys]

*someone clearly not loving it*
Me: You love it

[The Barrick Boy @BarrickBoys]

Calling someone a 'Fuckin Rat' in a thick Belfast accent is truly orgasmic x

[The Barrick Boy @BarrickBoys]

For anyone not following Northern Irish Politics the North Belfast Election will now be exclusively UDA Vs IRA