Super Hans

I’m like a soft-boiled egg. Hard on the outside, soft and delicious on the inside

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@BobberDelaney Followed by a good dirty sniff from the bottle

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

How does olive oil smell so sexy?

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@inkavnito Good answer

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

I got weed in my eye and it’s not cool

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@inkavnito Always chasing pussy, typical

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

NEW SPECIES OF DOLPHIN SPOTTED OFF THE COAST OF AUSTRALIA!!

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@Cathal_96 😏

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@Cathal_96 Did you get her number?

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

As soon as your sock gets wet your good day is over

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@inkavnito Could you be any more lezzer

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

Timmy H’s staff saved my life today @TimHortons I love you

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@gookersbehh Sick lines yard again Thursday?

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@beccalovesamy Only if riverdance is the soundtrack

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

Cannot fathom why people make montage videos of their J1s for instagram

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

Therese is fucking tidy out

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

I smell mdma

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

This is weird and scary

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@Shane_Corr96 Congrats boyo sending g.o.o.d.v.i.b.e.s. your way!!

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

@TheSituation14 Would not pop

[Super Hans @LukeMcLegend]

I’ve been vegetarian for 6 months, just got spiked with bacon and I am coming up like a bastard 😬