#taekook au: beauty youtuber taehyung and gamer youtuber jeongguk cannot stand each other. they subtweet things at each other constantly, and can't go a day without being at each other's throats.
so what happens when rumour spreads that the two were actually married all along?
Jungkook blabbering about the different meat types, praising the fast 24/7 delivery service esp korea’s, did the wine bottle clink clink meme, did an apple peeling asmr out of the blue, accused papago for sleeping.
AND DARE HE DID SAY “i’m not drunk”
https://t.co/h6mJb80IuQ