Luke Miller

Here to save lives

[Luke Miller @lukemill33]

I love eating a whole pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and feeling like a fat pos

[Brian @CubsCreator]

“What if I told you. A team either won 10 games in a row or no games in a row?”

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: All runners left behind. The 2026 Cubs

[Smylie Kaufman @SmylieKaufman10]

That’ll do Donkey

[Luke Miller @lukemill33]

@NBCSports Which game would you rather have on NBC?

[۟ @JS_10Majors]

It is the 10 year anniversary of Jordan Spieth winning The Masters. The CBS intro for the final round is as good as it gets.

Need him back in contention at Augusta

[Matt Rentschler @RentsTweets]

2024 NCAA selection committee: “Yes, Indiana State has good metric ratings, but they just don’t have enough “quad 1” wins, so they’re out”

2025 NCAA Selection Committee: “Yes, North Carolina only has 1 “quad 1” win, but they do have a decent metric ranking, so they’re in”

[Stute and the Blowfish @StuteBlowfish10]

Jordan Spieth in contention late on a Sunday would be more important to me than the Super Bowl this year

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Chicago born.
Cubs worn.

The new Blues Alternate debuts this season.

[Luke Miller @lukemill33]

@BarstoolBigCat Bullying works

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

"we used to go shopping at walmart at 2am"

[Mobland Redux @racjac24]

Here is a list of all the Castellanos HR's during significant events

-Apology for homophobic slur use on broadcast
-Career threatening injury for Tatis
- Eulogy for WW2 veteran
- A 9/11 tribute video package on the air
- Apology of opposing teams coach getting a DUI
- 10 minutes after will smith slapped Chris rock
- Dwayne Haskins death
-Memorial Day tribute package on air
- Eulogy for the just deceased PA announcer for the stadium
- Cancer announcement for his teams owner
- Vin Scully death announcement
- An hour after the death of Queen Elizabeth was announced
- A bridge collapse killing several people
-The Oceangate submarine explosion
- 3 other celebrity deaths
- 2 home runs on the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- Assassination attempt on Trump
- Biden withdraws from the race

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

In 2015, @JordanSpieth was T101 after Round 1 before winning @JDClassic!

Highlights from one of the biggest comebacks in PGA TOUR history ⬇️

#TOURVault

[Mitch Gilfillan @mitchgilfillan]

State of Kansas vs. Terrence Shannon Jr.

We, the people of Douglas County, Kansas, find the Defendant, Terrence Shannon, Jr.:

NOT GUILTY.

TSJ cleared on both charges. This young man is 100% innocent.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

🚨 SPIETH ACE 🚨

@JordanSpieth makes a hole-in-one on the 199-yard par-3 16th hole @ValeroTXOpen.

(Presented by @CocaCola)

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Turn replys on cowards @Athletics

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apollo Creed and Rocky’s iconic training montage.

Rest in Peace Carl Weathers (1948 - 2024)

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Jeff Samardzija turns 39 today. In 2005 he had more receiving yards
(1,249) than Brandon Marshall (1,195) or Calvin Johnson (888)

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

38 years ago today, Rocky Balboa engineered a 15th round knockout of Ivan Drago in Moscow just months after Drago killed Apollo Creed during a bout in Las Vegas.

Balboa's quote afterward remains legendary:

"If I can change and you can change --- everybody can change!"

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

OK. Let's do it. Hurt me again.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

This sucks.