Laxative Luke

#ThunderUp⚡️ Registered Nurse🩺

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

Y'all ever seen a pole break like this? Nah me either... #myluck #polevault

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@PAKA_FLOCKA At the end of the day, Chet is an all-star and 2nd overall in DPOY and 1st team all defense. His series against the spurs is obviously not ideal and was terrible, but that’s solid value. Not sure this is a realistic trade for either team currently though

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"There's no place in the country I'd rather be.”

— Shai Gilgeous-Alexander on OKC. ✊

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

I hate this account lol. Injuries are apart of sports. The Thunder won with the help of injuries last year. They were missing their 2nd and 3rd best players basically all series. Spurs/Thunder will continue to dominate the West. Spurs are great!!

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

THEY SAID OKC WAS GONNA BE A DYNASTY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

This series is on Shai. Not saying it’s over, but if they lose in game 7, it’s on Shai. I’m tired of trying to defend him. 2 TIME MVP with ROOKIES outplaying you. Be better man

[ThunderChats @ThunderChats]

Blow this tweet up like it’s the other way around

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@TheWestbrookEra Nobody is saying it’s not a great team. It’s just so strange to me a Westbrook fan just trashing OKC the way you do. All good though

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

Mitch Johnson had almost 45 SECONDS to challenge and then still didn’t call a timeout to challenge…

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Spurs were trying to challenge because it was CLEARLY off Chet's foot.

The refs ignored them and put the ball in play. INSANE

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@PAKA_FLOCKA Dude is scary automatic

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

Win or lose, I’ve still respected this spurs fan base so much more than LA and Phoenix. Genuinely like the spurs minus the Thunder playing them

[Spurs Legion @SpursLegion]

Fuck SGA man most unethical hooper we've ever seen.

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

It sucks so bad that somehow this guy is one of the leaders of the Westbrook FC lol

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

Life when you know you have a superteam around you that will carry you every game

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

Shai has been so terrible. Might be the worst first half I’ve seen him play. We just keep saying this almost every game this series. Something has got to give with him. Keep expecting this slump to end and it’s just not. Thunder have been explicitly better without him so far

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@JoshEberley Has literally given nothing this series

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

Thunder just don’t have the guns without a secondary playmaker.

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@HoodiiBron I live in a suburb of OKC about 20 minutes from Paycom. Thunder up🙌🏻

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

@SpursCulture Yall better win with all these injuries is what I’m gonna say

[Jaylenbrownfan @SarksDaddy]

This has turned into a must win series for Wemby & the Spurs. OKC is down their 2nd AND 3rd option , Shai is about to rely on a guy who was in the G-League 4 months ago

[Michael Martin @MichaelOnSports]

Dare I say it's not very ethical to flop like you got hit in the face when you got “weight roomed” by 6’3 190-pound Jared McCain?

[Drew (Toxic I Guess) @ThunderHusky17]

Don’t worry guys. Nothing to see here. Definitely not Wemby diving at Shai’s knees completely unnecessarily. Just good ole ethical and pure basketball.

[Laxative Luke @lukemolet97]

These are opinions because of BASKETBALL. May this hate never find me lol

[Aadan @JMurrayWrld]

I HATE everything about the concept of Oklahoma City. Their team, their city, the dog shit state they are in, the people who live there. Really a stinky dirty stain on the planet