Luke

[Mike White @mwhiteburgh]

And how bout this! A Pittsburgher wins womens Pittsburgh Marathon.
South Fayette’s Nicole Hilton. Former WPIAL standout.

[Luke @lukemorty]

The neighbors came to visit this morning

[Luke @lukemorty]

@OctoronRift @ASAPsbRocky

[uncle fest @msb1992]

Proud of my @lukemorty sticking to his CPH (cookies per hour) despite warm milk conditions.

[Alex Dennison @TheBallCoachAD]

Sorry for the punishment @lukemorty this idea ended up being even better than I planned it 😂

[ali @aliedmonds8]

I AM CRYING LOL.

[Leonard Pope @NotaNark]

The EF Warrior Superfan League’s greatest moment. Our hero

[Luke @lukemorty]

@EatnPark 9 hours* But I wasn’t keeping track or anything

[Eat'n Park @EatnPark]

After losing his Fantasy Football league, our friend Luke had to spend 24 hours at Eat’n Park, with 30 minutes shaved off for every Smiley Cookie consumed. 8 hours in our Robinson location and 30 Smiley Cookies later, he’s a champion in our eyes.😍

[Luke @lukemorty]

@Lucky_Lion_Club RAWR

[Luke @lukemorty]

@FounderBricks @ASAPsbRocky

[Luke @lukemorty]

It’s Gameday. Due to poor management decisions I have once again lost fantasy football and will have to spend 24 hours @EatnPark. For every cookie I eat I get 30 minutes off my time. I’m hoping to maintain a strong cph (cookies per hour). Wish me luck.

[Luke @lukemorty]

Used my rage to finish cookie 30. I will now be using the vomit station one last time.

[Luke @lukemorty]

@CoachLoftis @aliedmonds8 @CoachLoftis enough

[ali @aliedmonds8]

He’s officially reached the sassy stage. @lukemorty