luke

No I do not have a drivers license. Baseball scorecard aficionado. ass captain @flyerspwrplay

[luke @lukeonwheels]

I've have been pretty much off here for a week or so, I'm not deleting my account but I deleted the app and my browser bookmark. DM me for my number or other social media if you want to stay in contact

[luke @lukeonwheels]

watchin da ashes

[luke @lukeonwheels]

CLAP YA HANDS

[luke @lukeonwheels]

common mets L

[luke @lukeonwheels]

@ParmaJawnCheese congrats!

[no @amplebreasthavr]

alice wong introduced me to the 10 principles of disability justice and i think they are vital to the continued existence of the human race so i am sharing them

[luke @lukeonwheels]

Caligula tried to make his horse a senator so yes

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

[luke @lukeonwheels]

ALICE WONG?!?!!?

[luke @lukeonwheels]

not MY 2025 National League Cy Young Award winner

[MLB @MLB]

Paul Skenes had a superb sophomore season!

He is your 2025 National League Cy Young Award winner!

[luke @lukeonwheels]

never in doubt

[luke @lukeonwheels]

Is Patullo betting on the Packers or something

[luke @lukeonwheels]

saquon hit that circle button

[luke @lukeonwheels]

[to the tune of ice ice baby]

[Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy]

First down: Ass
Second down: Ass
Third Down: Shipley

[luke @lukeonwheels]

what the fuck are we doing here

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Democrats initially demanded 1) an extension of enhanced Obamacare subsidies and 2) protections against recissions

They aren’t getting either in this deal

[luke @lukeonwheels]

This is an insane call

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#MCILIV – 38’

The referee’s call of offside and no goal to Liverpool was checked and confirmed by VAR – with Robertson in an offside position and deemed to be making an obvious action directly in front of the goalkeeper.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[luke @lukeonwheels]

me too (derogatory)

[Fabian Ardaya @FabianArdaya]

Shohei Ohtani, via Will Ireton: “I'm already thinking about the third time we're going to do this."

[luke @lukeonwheels]

MAGA Kershaw freeloading while immigrants carry his sorry ass to success smh