Luke Riley

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

We got Stupid cool for our Love for #GAGA #Chromatica @ladygaga Yeah, we kinda fucking did that 😈

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

I’m not trying to be dramatic but if they found a way to stop/prolong aging in dogs anxiety and depression rates would probably collapse and world peace would reign

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is the goodest 16 year old boy

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@MJTruthUltra And classic cartoons have illusions to sex or fetishize women, young girls, etc. but we can’t have two consenting ANIMATED CHARACTERS kissing on screen cause that’s dangerous for our kids lol. I’d check your streets before you check your TV

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@PicturesFoIder Grocery orders with no tip are especially foul cause you really could’ve went and got all those drinks yourself if u didn’t wanna pay extra for the convenience of someone else picking it up for you….

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@roller2426 “Just today, I can’t accept cash” maybe the stupidity lies in yall bitching at the little people who DONT make the rules + not realizing this is probably from 2021/22 when there was a coin shortage & you had to have EXACT change or some places only allowed card. Get over it lol

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@Londra_772 @Shayor19 @GoinCrazyFights my thoughts exactly. he has three men threatening him and that’s why he displayed, why’s he gonna come after your dumb ass all of a sudden

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@modernml @GovLarryHogan @TeamPelosi @HouseGOP

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I cut the deficit by 1.7 trillion dollars in two years – that's more than any president on record.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

What if instead of me taking things too seriously or getting offended too easily you actually just have the overwhelming tendency to piss people off?? 😳

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

BRO WHAT

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We're building an economy that works for working families.

One with good-paying jobs and lower costs on everything from health care to child care.

One where folks have some extra breathing room at the end of the month.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

It was up by 1% lol, 1% lower than the whole 2% projected. Nice try buddy, idk anyone that’s talking about dIsPoSaBlE iNcOmE in 2023 😂 like WHAT

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today’s first quarter 2023 GDP Report shows personal disposable income and consumer spending are up –

Our economy remains strong as we transition to stable growth.

And with 12.5 million new jobs and near record-low unemployment, my economic plan is working.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

Ain’t put out anything that wasn’t an attempt to go viral since 2017 so what y’all expect

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Drake put more energy into troll-style marketing for “Search & Rescue” than the song, resulting in a below-average track that’s bogged down by pettiness. https://t.co/ysISFy7WxT

[First Words @unscriptedmike]

@POTUS How to brag about inflation falling: implement policies to cause it to go sky high and then take credit when it drops a few feet.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

Yo he just sounds insecure in his own masculinity and the future masculinity of his grandson. Cause you know….putting a girl in a suit or a boy in a dress ‘totally’ means they’re gonna grow up to be gay, trans, lesbian, etc.

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

This makes my blood boil. I’d be going to jail if I was this dad.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

@POTUS

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

Sir people can’t afford to buy eggs and milk rn

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

When President Biden took office, the economy was reeling.

Today, the state of the American economy is strong.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

Imagine having your flight cancelled because of a fucking #ChineseSpyBalloon that could’ve and should’ve been a non-issue days ago

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

The first part of that tweet is not the flex he thinks it is lol

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

My word as a Biden: I’ve never been more optimistic about America’s future than I am today.

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

The most helpful thing I took from working food service was learning how toilet paper holders in public restrooms work

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo says cancel culture is appropriation:

“Cancel culture is appropriation. There was real outrage from truly marginalized people and now it’s become trendy, misused and misdirected.”

[Luke Riley @lukeriley99]

Seeing how much attention THIS World Cup has gotten makes every part of my body cringe