Luke Smart

If you’re a fantastic painter, you’re not rich until you’re dead

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

For every £1 of tax coming into Birmingham, £2.43 goes out in benefits.
In today's Daily Mail.

[Adrian Hilton @Adrian_Hilton]

So.. a known Hamas operative named Mohammed Naim applied for asylum in the UK, was granted indefinite leave to remain, gained British citizenship, changed his name numerous times, proceeded to orchestrate acts of terrorism, and was then granted 100 years of anonymity. And we don't know the name of any minister, caseworker, lawyer, special unit, or tribunal judge who advanced his case, carried out vetting, or made any of these decisions. And we only know about him now because of the determination of an intrepid journalist and newspaper. Why hasn't he been stripped of his British citizenship and deported? Why are we giving sanctuary to known terrorists? Why are we protecting their identities for a century? Are we mad? This is not a conspiracy with no names, so who exactly is responsible?

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Amazing

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

Into the history books 📚

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

[Luke Smart @lukesmart7]

@BarclayTheLion Big wally, what a find sir 🫡

[Luke Smart @lukesmart7]

@BarclayTheLion @eggbassett1 Maybe not the big ones mate but putting himself in the shop window for PSL, CPL, European t20 league and advertising for a good hundred 🤢 pick? He’s almost at the now or never point to make decent coin

[Luke Smart @lukesmart7]

@eggbassett1 @BarclayTheLion Wouldn’t be surprised if he goes within the next 2years, will want to test/regularly play div 1 to enable franchise opportunities if nothing else, he’s shire through and through but patience with squad/coaching and lack of ambitions at the club must be wearing thin, nearly 30….

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

The Irish chief of defence staff must have the world's most humiliating job.

[Luke Smart @lukesmart7]

@Gloscricket Hi! Thanks for the quick reply, when you click book now, and general admission, a square box comes up and circles, and no other page loads

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 No English player in history has scored more open play goals in a single World Cup than Jude Bellingham.

Not even a striker. 🥶

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I think this hashtag needs to be trending tonight, don’t you?

#GeneralElectionNow

[Geopolitik @geopolitiik]

What a statement. Probably the greatest statement made by any cricketer ever.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Digital ID is so safe and secure, why would MPs and members of the Royal Family need exemptions?

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

This mean students up to Year 11 will not be able to revise GCSE biology on Freesciencelessons YouTube channel.

This also mean a 15 years and 364 days old not be able to read Facebook posts from their MP or councillor, but expected to vote for them tomorrow.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

Y’know guys, the stabbings and sex attacks don’t seem to be going away. We may have to make Adolescence 2.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Airports need two lanes: one for people who’ve traveled before, and one for folks who are clearly experiencing their first day on Earth.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[Ollie @olliejustmoans]

So you can kick the fuck out of coppers nowadays and face 0 consequence for it, sound

Country is on its fucking arse, everyone accepts shit like this, being ripped off for food and energy, a health service that doesnt work, I could go on

Place is a fucking cesspit now