Catmuffin

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@Collin_G_Wood Based HG nelson

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@ultrahqpics Putrid

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@anymanfitness Guide

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@Kell2502 @Babygravy9 You okay bro?

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@bowtiedstocks It will be worth it to be rid of them

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@YasminaSabrina2 Lol, your ass looks ridiculous 🤣

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

America bomb'em Iran so they no gonna get proper nuclear one

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country breaking your lower back for less than $1

There’s kids who live in wheelchairs. There’s kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion MIRACLE. You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@fantasy_fic @ChrisKindaReads Don't hold your breath

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@anymanfitness RECIPE

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@JustineBateman @ChrisKindaReads There are so many young people reading and discussing literature online, with much insight, why does @ChrisKindaReads get algo traction before them? Is he really do more than anyone else?

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@illuminatie

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Kanye West’s wife Bianca Censori, just debuted her new art performance in Seoul.

This is something DaVinci would have done, back in the day.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Social phobia cats

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Me when I meet someone's cat for the first time

[Pilot @Pilot_Groyper]

Last night was a movie

[Lj Priest (Trader Jill) @RealTraderJill]

This guy nails Tucker Carlson and I freaking lost it!! 🤣😂😅

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@SeductionSkillz That's a dude, dude

[Catmuffin @lukestrain]

@AJA_Cortes Burn