luke swinney

tv is cool | talent scout | he/him

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

@CoachJulianNiko I feel like murdering someone would be worse Julian

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

Help @rachelzegler 911 emergency

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

Rachel Zegler’s Fame is a Gun not being on Spotify feels homophobic!!!

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

Target’s best Pride Merch isn’t even in their Pride section??

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

At this point #Survivor can only be saved by one man’s retirement… #survivor50

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

My favorite horror movies are all about breaking STICKS! #Obsession #Weapons

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

I just heard a Gen Z refer to reading books as “slow scrolling” 💀

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

I started watching Stumble this morning and I haven’t laughed this hard at a sitcom in literally years. Bummer.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

NBC has made its first cancellation decisions for the 2026-27 seasons, opting not to renew sophomore medical drama Brilliant Minds, starring Zachary Quinto, and freshman cheerleading comedy Stumble, headlined by Jenn Lyon. That leaves two returning scripted series on the bubble, the mothership Law & Order and sophomore The Hunting Party, with new midseason entry The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins looking good for renewal

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[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

@PopBase Omg they should call it Max

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

TFW you're at the Apple Store and they take your phone to the back so you have nothing to do but sit there

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

It's wild that this #TraitorsUS finale always comes down to what Maura is tinking

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

@LeadingReport You can literally do both. This guy sucks. Will drag my knees across glass to vote for him in 2028 if I have to but damn I hope not.

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

#SuperBowlLX Halftime Show 🇵🇷

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

Watched #ifihadlegsidkickyou and gotta say, she has legs literally the entire time?!

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

If you work for ICE, you’re a bad person 🤷🏻‍♂️

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

Who’s the creepy stalker in #TheTraitorsUS castle!?!

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

@AmericanAir AI slop

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

This plane doesn’t have Hairspray (2007) plz help @AmericanAir

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

@UofOklahoma You are a moronic institution and should be embarrassed.

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

This literally shook my entire neighborhood with a huge boom. Fuck you @elonmusk. If you’re gonna terrorize us all at least pay some fucking taxes.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 launches 27 @Starlink satellites from California