Luke Kirkendall

Christian, reader, yerba maté drinker, and fixes things

[Luke Kirkendall @lukeszboy]

@justpaulemerson

[Luke Kirkendall @lukeszboy]

@SleeperMLB @USATODAY @SleeperRedSox @SleeperCubs @SleeperDodgers @SleeperSFGiants @SleeperRoyals @SleeperAngels @SleeperRockies @SleeperPirates @SleeperPhillies @SleeperOrioles Click bait.

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@yeaynay There’s a South Park episode about this.

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It’s becoming a pattern. I can call and get it fixed. I’m tired of the hassle of it. I book the flight. I don’t want to have to do this multiple times for every flight.

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@SouthwestAir it’s becoming not worth the low cost to travel with you. I’m constantly having my flights with my two children changed or modified. I then have to call, sit on the phone with a rep to get my children, who are companion travelers to sit next to me again. Just happened for the 3rd time in a flight to Vegas.

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The problem with the pitch challenge system and umps missing the challenges from batters is this, @mlb expects umps to see the challenge. They can’t see the pitch in front of them so how are they expected to see the batters? The flaw in the system are umps and their inability to see what is in front of them.

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@bondbooks One of the best Christian books I’ve ever read.

Also a huge highlight was explaining why you can’t eat people. Made me laugh.

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@TMobile Unless they decide to change that mid plan. Remember when @TMobile promised never to raise rates, then forced people onto new plans.

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@blinkforhome What is going on with your notifications on Apple Watch specifically? For hours they've been showing up on the watch only. And all the notifications are from yesterday and throughout the night.

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@MLB let me know how the game goes since it’s behind a paywall. Or if viewership doesn’t matter that’s cool too.

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@annieheilbrunn Here’s a better prediction. Probables #padres get destroyed.

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@Padres Any other teams out there that we can root for?

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As a lifelong @Padres fan I’m doing my part to not support this mess. I’m not watching games. I’m not going to games. I have not purchased any Padres gear this year. Nor am I wearing any of it.

I’ve seen bad teams but they tried. This team doesn’t care. Therefore, I’m out till something changes.

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@Wrigley_Ivy Anyone ever play little league? I remember kids getting a walk, the booking it straight to second. So yea, you can advance to an additional base and get tagged out.

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While traveling we rent cars and I realize how much driving my @tesla has messed me up. There are things I have to relearn.
1. Turn off the car?
2. Lock the doors?
3. Bring a key?
4. Put it in park?
5. Get in the car and turn on the air?
6. Why are the headlights so bad?

And more

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@padres need another star was themed game. This time it’s the @padres as stormtroopers, since neither can hit anything.

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@MikeBales Don’t forget being told to park when you get to the window. All you wanted was a soda and they still park you.

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I haven’t watched a @Padres game in weeks. Saw it was bottom of the 9th with bases loaded and 1 out.

Nothings changed. Manny strikes out on 3 bad swings. Sheets strikes out.

Inning over.

Pathetic.

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I’ve seen some bad @padres teams but they were fun. Venable, Jankowski, Jyorko were on bad teams but fun to watch. This current team is garbage to watch. I’m not watching till they start trying.

[Luke Kirkendall @lukeszboy]

Ahh the dog days of summer. Middle of the season. Days are long. This is when professional conditioning comes into play. @padres. Oh it’s early June and their dog days started May 1.