Luke Tallentire

Hiker, reader, Newcastle United sufferer, WW2 geek. Here to avoid friends from facebook.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

And now I have to go back to thinking about #NUFC. I fucking hate this sport.

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

@MrJamesMay Worth every yawn.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

And some people thought we shouldn’t have stayed up to watch that.

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

This Newcastle Villa game is a prime example of how shit refereeing has gotten since VAR. They’re now sackless without it. It’s similar to checkout staff being too reliant on contactless payments. Give them a tenner and they just luck clueless actually dealing with cash.

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

Can we play Gordon somewhere he can play. #NewcastleUnited

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

@AnythingLFC_ I’d sooner take the financial hit and let him rot in the reserves particularly with it being a season before a World Cup.

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

This experiment with Antony Gordon leading the line has been a failure. #NUFC

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

Elanga has looked shite, he doesn’t look fit or sharp enough. #NUFC

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

There’s a pub in my village that’s older than America.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Donald Trump is president of the oldest, greatest, and richest country on earth

Vladimir Putin is president of a failed communist state with a GDP smaller than Texas and inconsistent access to indoor plumbing

The Europoors really don’t understand how far behind us they are

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

Neville Chamberlain. #Trump #Putin #Zelensky

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

@Common_SensePod Newcastle’s third kit is filth. #NUFC

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

@henrywinter I’m surprised Liverpool being the team they are want a player with his petulant toys out the pram disloyalty. Take the lazy bastard. #Isak

[Dan Jackson @northumbriana]

This is a little on the nose, but here's Newcastle centre forward Albert Stubbins and his wife Anne reading telegrams of congratulation after he signed for Liverpool in 1946.

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

Panic has set in now he’s backed himself into a corner and Liverpool haven’t stumped up the cash.

He’s bricking it at the thought of having to face the music at St James… it’s time to man up you coward.

You’ve got 3 years left!
You’ll do as your fucking TOLD!

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

He’s just a @shoptemu Isak.
#NUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✈️ Liverpool and Hugo Ekitike’s camp have re-scheduled flight for the striker on Tuesday morning as documents are still being signed.

No issues as Hugo will land tomorrow and undergo medical immediately, then sign 6 year deal. ✅✍🏻

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

Power to the people

👏🏼

[Common Sense with Joey Barton @Common_SensePod]

And they'll still go down

[Luke Tallentire @luketallentire]

That Tonali goal has now pipped Nobby Solanos 2005 strike against Arsenal as one of my favourites. #NewcastleUnited

[Nic @AD_N_P]

“Trust me, one day you will get your club back and it will be everything you wanted it to be”

#NUFC

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Crouchy rolling back the years with a trademark header and THAT celebration. 🤖

THINGS YOU LOVE TO SEE! 😍

📹 @LFC