luke taylor

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN ITS BAD. ALSO, FUCC YOU. EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SUCKS

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

WHO WORE IT BETTER @TheRock

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@King_BK14 @adam_hufford thank u for the consult. i choose aisle in the very rare instance that i need to pee so i’m not a nuisance to my seat mates. however i rarely use the bathroom on planes and actually prefer the comfort of a window seat

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@lanott9 buckle in then

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

do u think u have what it takes to out pizza the hut

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@2cornh8r that’s the difference between u and i. IIIIII out pizza the hut.

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@2cornh8r i miss … YOU

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

NOT PICTURED IS THE WIPE USING THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK, AND THE DISCARD INTO THE RIVER BELOW

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@HairyHarry33 this was right before he BEGGED me to join the team.

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@HairyHarry33 @lukeylizen im 62 pounds and Tammy craps is my favorite doll

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

new year figured i’d give sparkling water a chance again.

no

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@ryanstein17 I was self conscious I never could

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

is anyone still flipping their eyelids inside out ?

happy new year

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@jgaonaa10 *takes one shot, tweets his journal*

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

been working on my dougie lately. i think u guys will be pleasantly surprised

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

what's Max Keeble up to

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

I need the barber's number from All American. everyone on the show is BRINGING it

[Harrison Farber @HairyHarry33]

Yeah screw that guy… tehe 🤭

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

sat next to a business exec on the plane. he’s firing off emails and reviewing q2 earning reports, creating spreadsheets & going over presentations

i am trying to hide my screen so he doesn’t see that i am watching shrek and willingly downloaded it for the plane. this is 25.

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

@shipley5shipley i can’t wait to have a good one soon

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

when was the last time you did a SOLID cannonball that you were proud of ?

[luke taylor @LukeTaylor_Not]

i chose not to be a firefighter/paramedic because i couldn’t handle being mid #2 and we get an emergency call