luke

chit chattin’

[pinkpantheress @pinkpantheress2]

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[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote

[Eben Novy-Williams @novy_williams]

I promise, you are not prepared for the first paragraph of this Real Madrid statement

https://t.co/Z7LMHfYP9J

[luke @luketoucan]

C obv so I can have a two week holiday in Cork 😍

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Europe. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Online traffic to the entire European far-right collapsing after a successful Ukrainian attack on a Russian data centre feels like quite a big story.

[luke @luketoucan]

Christmas Easter eggs just dropped?

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Wake up babe, the Pope is subtweeting Anthropic again

[Kane Emerson @KaneEmerson]

Research by economists at NYU found that compulsory petrol price transparency in Germany reduced petrol prices by around 3% and diesel prices by 2%.

Very sensible pro-consumer policy here to put pressure on retailers to compete!

[luke @luketoucan]

While all drinks are essentially raised by 20c in Ireland this scheme works brilliantly and the place is much cleaner. It’s been around forever in Germany also. It should be a scheme everywhere.

[Skint Dad @SkintDad]

From October 2027, eligible bottles and cans will come with a refundable 20p deposit.

One interesting bit: you won’t need a receipt, and the person returning the container can claim the refund even if they didn’t buy it.

So 50 eligible containers could be worth £10.

We’ve broken down how the new Deposit Return Scheme will work here 👇

https://t.co/MkotpJbxP6

[Lane || Boot.dev @wagslane]

Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope

[Danny Slavich @DannySlavich]

Anthropic: Claude has a soul

Leo: nah

Anthropic: please say Claude has a soul

Leo: nah, here’s a book length explanation why that’s not true

Anthropic: we’re pretty sure Claude has a soul

Leo:

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

I do wonder if politicians on the right understand just how flat the “he’s taking us back to the 70s” sounds.

Much of the electorate has no memory at all of the politics of that era. They do have sharp memories of what we have had recently. And many conclude anything might be better.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was

[ֺּׅ𓏽⑅ @inosdildoe]

Everybody at the Chunin Exam shitting their drawers cus their ninja careers depend on cheating off the next bitch who’s also failing

Sakura Haruno:

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts