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[dorie @lukewarmbozo]

Should I tip the vet who put my cat down yes or no

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Yeah 🙂

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@pinkamaniaa Read that again

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Guy I’m seeing just told me he doesn’t like music not sure how this didn’t come up until now but I’m p sure I shouldn’t let him in my house.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over

me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera

[dorie @lukewarmbozo]

What do you mean I will never hold him again?

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I’m gonna do the “5 things worth the money” trend but it’s just like “$3800 gravel bike: didn’t kill myself; $800 ticket to see live show: didn’t kill myself; stoned $300 tiktok jewelry purchase: didn’t kill myself; etc.

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@dhwaninanavati Who is going to tell her

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Not telling my family that my SON is DEAD just to make them feel guilty for not paying attention to me for like 5 secs

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#1 perk of being a pretty girl is I don’t get charged for extra fajita veggies. Otherwise I could take it or leave it.

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Jk it was in da drafts

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I’m sorry I hurt you when I told you that the hurtful things you did hurt me.

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@dhas919 NO DAVID IM NOT TY FOR ASKING

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@dhas919 Dave r y okay

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Normalize this but you’re a 34 y/o woman

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

today i went out to lunch with my dad and his friends and before ordering they walked around looking at what everyone else in the restaurant was eating so they could make an informed decision

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My DMs are seriously out of control (posted a free oven on FB marketplace)

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The bangs=crash out trope was invented by big boy to keep our confidence down. Slash your bangs ladies.

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@falseroxy My half sisters are like “at least dad was around for you” and I’m like 😵‍💫🤮😬 if I had a choice…

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🥺😭

[Lin @lindictive]

marriage is scary because what if my husband doesn’t talk to our kids the way my dad talks to me 🥺

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Client hires bankruptcy specialist to deal with bankruptcy problem; client argues with bankruptcy specialist about basic tenets of bankruptcy. A tale as old as time.