LukewarmTakes

Come here for the least spicy takes on X!
Parody of Hot Takes

Run by @galenmicheal

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@soul_takes @Cold_Takes01 @GrandpaTakes10 @Hot_Gives10 @Hot_Takes10 C'mon, this is unfair.
We've got to leave some bitches for the rest of the world.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

IF I SMELL BAD, AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT, CLEARLY THAT'S HER FAULT.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@TheVirginiaLynn @soul_takes @GalenMicheal @Hot_Takes10 No…. My name is Luke, as in Lukewarm…

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@AunySillyMe I forget about them too. Lol.
But, it's so much cheaper to buy it in bulk...
If price weren't a concern, I'd just live off Fairlife.... Their stuff's ridiculous.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@TheVirginiaLynn @soul_takes @GalenMicheal I'm looking for some kids. @Hot_Takes10 already has had two! I'd like a LukeJr or something!!!

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@TheVirginiaLynn @soul_takes @GalenMicheal We all are.
The family's a little embarrassed,but he's always been the black sheep.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@Hot_Takes10 @_NicholasIrvine @Hot_Gives10 @hottakesjr @Cold_Takes01 @soul_takes My guy gets it.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@Hot_Takes10 @matt1775725420 Oh. Is that how it works?
I thought it had something to do with bees or something?

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@KSJ_Kreative Can't I be both?

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@_NicholasIrvine Never!
@Hot_Gives10 @Hot_Takes10 @hottakesjr @Cold_Takes01 @soul_takes back me up here!

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@Cold_Takes01 @soul_takes @GrandpaTakes10 @Hot_Gives10 @hottakesjr @Hot_Takes10 WE NEVER CONFIRMED GRANDMA'S DEATH, OKAY?
DON't JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
And, Mis_Takes might have just run off.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

Are you acquainted with the entire Hot Takes family?
Currently, we have @Cold_Takes01, @soul_takes, @GrandpaTakes10, @Hot_Gives10, @hottakesjr, and @Hot_Takes10.
Our family grows by the day!!

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@KevinSzabo14 No. I'm Lukewarm.
Talk to @Cold_Takes01 if you want someone a bit less warm.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@Hot_Takes10 Literally don't care.
I just sub to support people.

[LukewarmTakes @Lukewarmtakes01]

@Hot_Takes10 @NotBrockPierson @Cold_Takes01 My man Hot Takes makes sure nothing but the best goes into our bodies. He's really quite generous.