John

The Wario of French fries.
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The thrill of victory! 😤 Watch as Aiden Polivka wins the 4th Grade MPS Spelling Bee Final.

Grade 5 is underway live here --> https://t.co/BHgdK5QGwt

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Congratulations to our 4th Grade winners!
Champion: Aiden Polivka, Lowell International Elementary School
2nd: Dahlia Swanson, Fairview School
3rd: Henry Cung, Humboldt Park School

Watch live: https://t.co/BHgdK5QGwt

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District spelling bee champion two years running!!!!

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Listening to "Broken" by Seether ft. Amy Lee. "'Cause I'm broken when I'm open." Who wrote this song, the fricking ice cream machine at McDonalds????

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"It's not that serious" in the bio = "I am going to have a meltdown for 35 days in a row if you criticize my joke"

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Hiccuped then immediately burped and it sounded exactly like the opening notes to the Home Improvement theme song

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The worst good luck ever? (You lose if you don't have any cards left in your deck at the beginning of your next turn)

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Dreamt that I asked for more rice at a Chinese restaurant and was told it would cost extra so I yelled "WHO OWNS THIS PLACE? SCROOGE MCDUCK?"

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They're called cupcakes because they make you want to raise your cup and say "Here's to this good-ass dessert"

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The "giga" in "gigabyte" stands for George is Getting Apset

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Congratulations to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners of the third grade portion of the Milwaukee Public Schools Spelling Bee Finals! Aiden Polivka, Oriana Figueroa Iglesias and Grace Witczak. Watch the fourth and fifth graders spell today here: https://t.co/5Gxh3tEpec

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Q: Where do video game doctors like to go on vacation
A: The "Medkit-erranean"

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Who thought this gift tag was a good idea

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My nephew handed me this drawing he made and said "I want my Halloween costume to look like this" and I think we came through for him. He looked so sick.....

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@risewithus1030 Haha none of them, it's just a stupid joke I came up with when I was thinking about how movie theaters make most of their money through concession stands

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Movie theaters should have a cover charge. If I have to cover my eyes during a scary scene they should be charged with inflicting emotional distress.

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It's called E3 because when the presenter makes a joke they elbow their co-host in the side and say "eh? eh? eh?"