Luke Weekes

[Luke Weekes @lukeweekes28]

Lads it’s ok not to be ok male mental health really needs more attention, rest in peace my bro box ❤️🕊

[ßen @BCAFCBH]

Went to America, blew their life savings, managed one hugely deflected goal against the mighty Haiti, danced around at Baseball games to impress the Yanks and sent on their way home fuming with big Stevie.

Scotland. 👍

[𖦏 @1872Stu_]

Belfast, make the fucking world proud.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’m genuinely starting to believe that Gary Neville doesn’t want United to be successful.

How can you argue that United should bring in one of the best managers in the world, while at the same time defending bang average players with zero football IQ?

He wants an elite manager, but not elite players. How does that make any sense? What’s this hypocrisy for?

So he can continue milking the club for content and clicks? Of course, he can’t do that if the club is successful.

99% of United fans KNOW and AGREE that Diogo Dalot is not good enough to be a United player but you have a club legend hyping him up because he knows he can influence the board.

Very very disappointing…

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Captain HOOKED in the 57th min & they said he’s better than Bruno 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

If Dalot was a horse he’d bark and if he was a dog he’d gallop the fucking spastic.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

I cannot believe he actually posted this on X given the state of the country

He says a political activist in Egypt called Alaa Abd El-Fattah has been one of his "top priorities"

Not rape gangs
Not illegal migrants
Not even the British Public

[Craig @CL0762]

Queuing up on Xmas day to deliver gifts to the fucking royals 😂😂😂 absolutely brain dead fucking morons

[Charlie @C1892_LFC]

To be fair when i went through my last break up i went out and shagged anything that moved so i think SBC’s may be a better choice

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BF44_]

Why is a pedophile who sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl in school uniform being given an interview on national television? Fucking disgusting.

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

🚨 Van Dijk: "Before the games, I watch videos of Cardi B and try to replicate it on the pitch."

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Me whenever March Madness starts playing

[. @CarrickBalll_]

If you put Dalot’s brain in a horse, he would bark.

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

This cunt is like one of those haunted dolls. You burn him in the fireplace and you go back upstairs and he’s back on your bed

[Alfie @alfie_bfc]

Bet his dad garden will be buzzing

[United From Abroad 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UTDFromAbroad]

@WarBoyNUFC

[Ronii @__hezronii]

Asked this girl out and she told me to let her think about it, she came back later with a yes, but i turned her down, As the Great Johan Cruyff would say, If you have second thoughts on playing for us, then you're not needed. Thank you Cryuff for inspiring me.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Hulk Hogan and Chris Benoit in an inferno match as we speak