luke

music maker in @slumberldn

[oreoluwa. + 1 @oreviews_]

😂 the song won Song of the Year at the BRITS, is taken from the album that won the Mercury Prize and is RINSED on TikTok AND radio. You can’t claim that this is “a social experiment” or that the UK music industry is in disarray just because you somehow haven’t heard it, be so fr

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@realmaxmeme @My_twatter_acco @dimitripilled they were Julian Casablancas’ favourite band

[Billy @_TightWadBill]

Notice how nobody in the street gives a fuck and he looks like an absolute melt.

The perfect metaphor.

[Maia @maiamindel]

i thought it was too dangerous and totalitarian here in london, that's why i moved to a strip mall located in the desert between three separate countries with nuclear weapons that hate each other and are constantly at war

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@CaptainDunk101 @BrentfordHive probably 50/50, our attack was just a bit off it today, and your defence were really quick to close us down. Think the two goals were also just bad luck (off the post and Collins first touch). Just one of those games for us I think

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

Look like there in a gaf in fallowfield

[cam @1805cam]

Absolutely tremendous stuff. Rattles all the right people

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@thesoopabees Wolves fans said same about Collins and seemed we overpaid when we bought him but ended up working out, just gotta trust could get consistency out of him !

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@beelay_h I think he meant scale for weighing drugs, 2 phones etc

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Labour has already lost to Reform. Anybody pretending a new left party is to blame are passing the buck for their own incompetence.

What a new left party WILL do, is ensure strong opposition to the horrors to come, without the capitulation and cowardice we expect from Labour.

[miles @defmaybes]

the thing is wonderwall literally deserves all the hype it gets it's one of the greatest songs of all time lmfao

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@redgolf99 @ThinkSOV @technopopulist They broadcast pretty much the whole festival…

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

We love Charli XCX ❤️ #glasto2025

[Adam @AdameMedia]

When lsraeI bombed the first hospital in Gaza, the world wouldn’t believe it and Israel blamed a misfired rocket from Hamas.

lsraeI has now destroyed all 36 hospitals in Gaza including its largest, the al-Shifa Hospital.

They have no right to complain.

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@scrjvener this is my kinda tweet

[luke @lukewhorriskey]

@swagdinn try a spoon of sugar

[brundolf @brundolfsmith]

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of these things

Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life before