Kid Charlemagne

Aspiring fortune cookie writer

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@woo_tang11 Hope it went well

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@elonmusk I will gift you my measly shares to help the cause

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Nobody is better at what they do than Jim Nantz. All time talent. Unreal

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas but also it's 50° outside

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@MorningBrew @conley_bernie

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@MKGosselin That rocks

[phage @clubmoss_]

back when i had to pull over on the side of the road to learn the horn line from Black Cow by Steely Dan

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You expect me to believe that people eat lobster rolls on a regular basis?

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@DOM_Frederic my GD left fielder

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@EmmettCJaeger What

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

Thank You

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Everybody Wang Chung tonight

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

sammy sosa should be the first guy on this list

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Home alone gettin busy brother HH

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@jrainmoneytrain @EmmettCJaeger @andrewr_webber Yeah Emmett is tall enough to get out if he wanted

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@EmmettCJaeger @andrewr_webber 25 year old simp could be the sequel to 40 year old virgin

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Reminder to #freesosa

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@Sethwinl34

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When Seth sees a pretty girl in public he gives her this look @Sethwinl34

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@Sethwinl34 Definitely evil tho