Luke Blunt

Into carrot cake, country music, whisky and being unnecessarily loud.
Qualified barber & craftsman.
Smalltime Hodler.
Often drunk when I don't need to do stuff.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

To the man who designed the plastic boxing for Applewood cheese to fit so perfectly around a standard cheese grater... you deserve a raise (and also a lifetime supply of a cheese of your choosing).

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Hell's Stone Whisky from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/L9im3BrCIL

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Buzzing for Summer.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

@MrJamesMay Always good to invest in a good mattress and a good pair of shoes; because, if you're not in one, you're in the other!

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

I don't want a Nissan GTR anymore.
I just want a peaceful life.
And I've got that, and I am very grateful for it.

But I'll tell you what I DON'T have...

Nissan GTR. 🤔

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Penguin bars have jokes on the back that aren't funny.
I think @AldiUK should start putting actual funny jokes on the backs of their Seal bars.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Starting to think I'm getting old;

- Call Of Duty had an update and it sucks.

- What's the point in Twitter?

- I enjoyed 9 holes of golf recently.

- I had some pretty nice compliments when I wore a poloshirt.

- I talk about golf more than I talk about things I used to.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

"If we're having dinner at 4pm, I'll be smashin' bacon burgs at 9:30pm.", I joked. My wife found it humorous but she quickly lowered her eyebrows as my shrug suggested I couldn't be trusted with that idea now happily echoing in my afternoon thoughts.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Wings Wednesday with the boys tonight.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

@GiphySupport @GIPHY

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

HEY @GIPHY ! Are we notified when GIFs are approved or do I need to keep checkin' in? Cheers!

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

I'm eating cheese right now as if I WANT to have nightmares. 👍🏻

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Saw this reflection and immediately had to share it.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Having a toddler is the exact opposite of a having a butler.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Knowing that I have no dried parsley to sprinkle atop my meal makes me immediately lose my appetite.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Do chores. Drink beers.

@tinyrebelbrewco

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

This Ginger beer has gone straight to my 'ed.

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

"Oi mate, could you do a skinfade for a tenner?"

"I could but...

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

Stressful game, bro.

[Charlotte Reynoldson @charreynoldson]

What I looked like when GTA V came out vs now

[Luke Blunt @lukeyblunt]

This placement makes sense to me but I'd like a second opinion. Curls vs coils.

Sidenote: The 'Kyivs' have been in for 10 minutes already.