Into carrot cake, country music, whisky and being unnecessarily loud.
Qualified barber & craftsman.
Smalltime Hodler.
Often drunk when I don't need to do stuff.
To the man who designed the plastic boxing for Applewood cheese to fit so perfectly around a standard cheese grater... you deserve a raise (and also a lifetime supply of a cheese of your choosing).
I don't want a Nissan GTR anymore.
I just want a peaceful life.
And I've got that, and I am very grateful for it.
But I'll tell you what I DON'T have...
Nissan GTR. 🤔
Starting to think I'm getting old;
- Call Of Duty had an update and it sucks.
- What's the point in Twitter?
- I enjoyed 9 holes of golf recently.
- I had some pretty nice compliments when I wore a poloshirt.
- I talk about golf more than I talk about things I used to.
"If we're having dinner at 4pm, I'll be smashin' bacon burgs at 9:30pm.", I joked. My wife found it humorous but she quickly lowered her eyebrows as my shrug suggested I couldn't be trusted with that idea now happily echoing in my afternoon thoughts.