Luke Rollings

[michael @bisping]

Cancer rates skyrocketed when sun screens were introduced. A sensible level of exposure is very healthy. Hospitals used to have sun decks. All living things on earth depend on the sun. We are no different.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:

🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”

🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?

This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.

Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”

[buzor @buzor042_]

Recency bias won't fool me.
Prime for prime, Messi wasn't even close to this animal.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨 Paul Pogba on Cristiano Ronaldo during his darkest period :

“When the suspension news came out, my phone was full for two days… then suddenly, silence. People I thought were brothers disappeared. Agents stopped calling. Friends became busy. Football can make you feel loved… but it can also show you who’s real.”

“But one name I didn’t expect to hear from was Cristiano.”

“He didn’t call me to talk about football, training, or headlines. He asked me one thing… ‘How is your family? Are you okay mentally?’ That hit me differently.”

“A few days later he told me, ‘If you need anything anything for your family, your recovery, your life call me. Pride should never stop you from accepting help.’”

“At that moment, I wasn’t talking to Cristiano Ronaldo the superstar… I was talking to a man who understood pain, pressure, and loneliness.”

“I’ve played with champions before… but in hard times, you discover who the real ones are.”

[Luke Rollings @lukeyjrollings]

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick in four months as Man United interim manager…

➖Defeated Pep Guardiola’s Man City.
➖Defeated Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal.
➖Defeated Arne Slot’s Liverpool.
➖Defeated Liam Rosenior’s Chelsea.
➖Defeated Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.

[Luke Rollings @lukeyjrollings]

Sankeys Saturdays sold out April 25th ticket for sale @SankeysOfficial #Sankeys #Manchester

[Red Corner MMA @RedCorner_MMA]

Arman Tsarukyan finally gets his 10K from Georgio and donates it straight to a child in need! 🎗️

[Premier League @premierleague]

What an impact Michael Carrick has made at @ManUtd 👏

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: A massive development into how child rape gangs were allowed to continue has just been released:

Keir Starmer was issuing WARNING LETTERS to suspected child rapists while head of the CPS instead of charging them!

Keir Starmer is GUILTY!

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

TOO MUCH AURA MAN RONALDO IS THE GREATEST SPORTSMAN TO EVER LIVE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Join Rupert Lowe in Restore Britain, because he is the only one who will actually do it!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.

Join us.

https://t.co/RMtEuHopgV

[Paul B 🇬🇧 🔴 @pauldbowen]

SIMON JORDAN CALLS OUT KEIR STARMER

“Keir Starmer is a snivelling coward!”

👏👏👏 #StarmerOutNow

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Your own jet arriving at an airport named after you…what a f*cking flex, man.

[Speedline @speedlinexx]

🗣️ Diego Simeone on Barcelona possible comeback at Camp Nou:

“They don’t have Cristiano Ronaldo.”

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

No one will ever do it like Ronaldo, never forget this!

[Luke Rollings @lukeyjrollings]

@OptaJoe The fuck are you playing at? Why is Harvey Barnes’ shot on target on sky sports match highlights if it didn’t count or was offside? Sort it out!

[Luke Rollings @lukeyjrollings]

@kieranlfc2003 @OptaJoe @Coral @WilliamHill @bet365 @paddypower @OptaAnalyst sort it the fuck out man