Luke Williams

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@tehTrunk I’ve always been dismissive of fans who think refs have it in for their team but some of the decisions in the last few weeks have left me feeling like a conspiracy nut.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@JackPittBrooke @tehTrunk

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@FootballCliches

Apologies if this has been submitted before but one for Footballers Names in Thing.

I can imagine Clint Hill throwing himself in front of a bullet as well.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@SpursOfficial - have you still got Ryan Nelsen’s number?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@SpursOfficial @Emerson_Royal22 Where’s the no-look pass, you cowards?

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@iammoallim I think the industry has already decided.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@GNRailUK Are you putting on any bus services between Royston to Cambridge? I’m sat at Royston, stuck on the 16.12 out of Kings Cross.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@799LouisKitch @stopthatfooty

[Simply Spurs @Simply_Spurs]

Can’t believe Arsenal gave 6 points to Aston Villa and sacrificed their Premier League title just so that Spurs miss out on top four ffs. Such a small club mentality 🤬

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@TalkingTHFC Granit Xhaka to get away with his first 3 fouls without being booked.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@bglendenning No, but I have spent a Christmas day with him before back in 2003. We were hosted by the manager of a lap dancing club and a great time was had by all. True story.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@GoonerDaws @Dean_The_Head We wouldn’t be the banter club we are if we didn’t have our pants pulled down by you boys and take points off one or both of City and Liverpool. Would be typical.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@Dean_The_Head No need to fall out. You’ve been mates with @GoonerDaws for years.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@bankruptspurs I enjoyed the pitch side mic picking up a shout of ‘put it in the fucking box’ to Maddison towards the end of the second half.

In the box at the time: notorious target man Son Heung-min and x3 Forest centre backs.

[BBC Humberside Sport @HumbersideSport]

🗣️ “It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth”

🎥 @HullCity head coach Liam Rosenior’s spoken out about racist abuse aimed at him on social media this week that was seen by his children.

Warning: This video contains a phrase that some may find offensive.

#hcafc | @RadioHumberside

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@ATRightMovies @799LouisKitch your man Glazer!

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@FootballCliches 0-0 at half time in the Villa v Spurs game, commentator on Sky said ‘well, it’s checkmate at half time.’ Surely that’s the least checkmate score possible.

[Luke Williams @lukeyw1987]

@historyinmemes Consideration of personal space? They have female only carriages because of all the groping.