Agent Klayper

#RestEZ

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Just dropped off a DoorDash order in Beverly Hills & I walked thru the guy’s front yard back to my car & he goes “please don’t walk on my grass”

So I say “it’s cool I’m wearing Crocs, they have grass resistant soles” & he goes “Oh! Sorry!”

GRASS RESISTANT SOLES?!? 😭😭😭😭

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Bro had the potential to be an all time great but he’s just a piece of shit person 😂

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Jay Electronica had show in Las Vegas last night and he didn't show up💀

"F*ck Jay Electronica man" -Concert promoter

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Even before the last 2 messages this is the whitest shit I’ve ever read

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Call me a hater but it annoys the hell out of me when people move to a new city and immediately adopt their sports teams 😂

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Reservations booked at both Anajak Thai and Cobi’s within the next week. Boutta be eating as good as it gets in LA.

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

If only she had a manager that advised her to not take an enormous advance that she couldn’t recoup

[songs you need. @rarehitz]

gucci gucci - kreayshawn (2011)

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

That was ELECTRIC

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

@cremedupepe Classism at it’s finest

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

@TheVegasAlpha @vincewolfram15 @CollegeSportsCo @LouisvilleMBB @GoCards Who’s your team?

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Went to a friend of a friends house today & when she was giving us a tour we walked into her living room & she said “this is my negative energy removal clinic” bro I was boutta walk out the door right then & there

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

gets sent first ever untitled link:

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

I’m a fucking idiot LETS GOOOOOO

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

I REALLY hope I’m wrong but I just don’t see any way Louisville closes the deal with Flory Bidunga

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

OMG 😭😭😭 ITS OVER FOR YALL LETS GOOOO

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Kansas transfer Flory Bidunga and Oregon transfer Jackson Shelstad have committed to Louisville, @JoeTipton reports.

Bidunga ranks No. 1, and Shelstad No. 17 in the On3 Industry Transfer Portal rankings.

https://t.co/QCU3mKfO2A

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

@Dboysback65 😂😂😂😂😂 wtf

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Spent all day wondering what rock sauce is but so relieved to find out it’s basically a zip sauce

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

@Reds please @jj_bergss

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

Kinda wanna jump in front of a Waymo just to see how fast they reflexes are

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

I just watched the Louisville game in Barney’s Beanery in West Hollywood. There were only 2 other Louisville fans there, but there were HELLA Wisconsin fans. Told them I had High Point to win in my bracket & they laughed at me 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ #BallKnower

[Agent Klayper @lulklayden]

I wish my 66 year old father understood the cleverness of Rio Da Yung OG