You went to pickup your homely wife from your boss’s hotel
Boss: (Squeezing her ass) Tell him how was last night?
Wife: (Smiling) First I was hesitant, then after first round, my inner slut came out
Boss: (Kissing) Then she spread her legs & begged me not to stop riding her holes
Your wife giving you a handjob before going to office
You: Tell me, how many men are you going to give handjob today?
Wife: (Smiling) Only you, others I will let them use my mouth, pussy & ass too
You: (Cock twitching) I wish I could see it
Wife: (Shaking fast) You cucky husband.