Dan Garrett

Child (semi-retired)

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@AsamuraVenti @Destiny2Team

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@Fuzzy_Reasoning @PaulTassi Fair call. Intent was meant to be fun too, but I did nothing to impart that haha! Sorry

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@Fuzzy_Reasoning @PaulTassi Also.... Fun?

[falcotronic @shit_rock]

the rumour* is that I’m not a people person

*I started it

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@gracejarvisohno Delivery person has gone through some shit... Recently haha

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@jack_vening @gracejarvisohno Dylan is a robot

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@gracejarvisohno This was revelatory for me. Honestly thought of it as a traditional song or something that they popularised

[Checkpoint Gaming @CheckpointAU]

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Enter for your chance to win incredible prizes courtesy of @SteelSeriesANZ, @zerolatencyVR, & @devolverdigital!

Swing by the Checkpoint booth at PAX to enter or via the link below!

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[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@gracejarvisohno Second pic is you realising the cute mushroom was there the whole time

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@DeadAntCo @paytminsider That's good gear

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@gracejarvisohno The myth, the legend, the Sharon

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@ComComPod .... Here

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@gracejarvisohno C'mon Sharon, have some hay or pellets next time please

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@shit_rock Thank you (and d and j and j.. And e!) for coming yet again. Always a pleasure. First time I've bought a Twitter handle tshirt I'm pretty sure.

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@DavidL0NGLEY @MyBallsWazHot @elliotsteelcom In a car, getting coffee

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@AbsoluteCuts @RyanCullen90 Deserved imo

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@TrustyHogs @HelenBaBauer @CatherineBohart The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that cabonara is made with cream

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

While it is admittedly early, I can already tell that there are worse days out there and today will be one of the best (at least in this time zone, jokes are all about timing)

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@valeriekeane53 @katiebent @emmaroc33249448 @toadmeister Sky seeding is a thing, yes. Doesn't mean that every chem trail you see is that. Read up on causation and correlation

[Dan Garrett @lulltula]

@valeriekeane53 @katiebent @emmaroc33249448 @toadmeister Right? My kitchen is at the same elevation and atmospheric pressure as planes, so it's a fuckin nightmare when I cook pasta. Thank you for speaking up! I never see anyone raising this