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[MadⓁⓘⓑ @lulu_powers]

me https://t.co/GSVGyzijsR

[trish @ultragloss]

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

[Megan Boyle @megan_boyle_]

Ed wondering if he can go with Chris Harrison to drop his kid off at college instead of on the group date this week #TheBachelorette

[Bachelor Bish @BachelorBishes]

Ed getting chosen ... with Tayshia
for a date... instead of
Chris Harrison

#TheBachelorette

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

It’s disgusting that these teens don’t care that there’s a PANDEMIC going on and they’re having a pool party!!

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

How much does it cost to have an army occupy Los Angeles and why does my mom have to use her own paycheck to buy crayons for her first graders

[he’s a grown man baybee @damexdash]

Are u normal or do U practice your british accent unprovoked

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do you mix up your yogurt before you eat it or are you a sociopath

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think my goal during this quarantine is to gain the ability to do one (1) push-up

[Wicked Witch of the Westside @_afrodiziak]

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am - hop up out the bed
12:30 pm - turn my swag on
4:00 - take a look in the mirror
6:00 - say wassup

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I hate when my stomach makes loud noises like ok who asked? like we get it you love attention grow up

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

all men do is lie

[daniela @MlLFISM]

im amy. ☹️ hello amy im laurie. 😀 i know, 🥺 you brought my sister back after the dance. 💃🏼🕺🏻 i would have never 🚫 sprained my ankle, i have lovely small feet, 🦶🏻 the best 🥇 in the family. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 but i can never ❌ go home 🏡 again because im in such trouble. 😖 look! ✋🏻

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Liking a man is so humiliating...you be like "aw are u sleeping enough?" 🤢🤢🤢

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

what’s a better high then texting “omw” while you’re laying in bed and then falling asleep for two hours