lauren alexander

sc & ig- lulualexanderr

[Cinnamon Toast Crunch @CTCSquares]

@JensenKarp After further investigation with our team that closely examined the image, it appears to be an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes can occur when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended. We assure you that there's no possibility of cross contamination with shrimp.

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

I still believe In Santa I don’t give a fuck

[halsey @halsey]

Be fucking nice to pit bulls. They are babbie 🥺

[lauren alexander @lulualexanderr]

Tupperware organization is what causes me the most pain in this life

[Jameson Elmore @jamesonelmore]

Do dogs in other countries speak different dog languages, or is there a universal woof?

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

What to do:
1. Cut avocados in half and remove pits carefully
2. Scoop the avocados into a bowl
3. Toss and coat with lime juice
4. Add the salt and mash until it's a smooth consistency
5. Fold in remaining ingredients and mix
6. Taste the guac & adjust seasoning if necessary

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Chipotle Guac Recipe, a thread

Ingredients:
2 ripe Hass avocados
2 tsp lime juice
2 tbsp cilantro (chopped)
1/4 cup red onion (diced)
1/2 jalapeño including seeds (diced)
1/4 tsp kosher salt

[11:26am @toxic0001726]

Reply to this tweet with a last dog video in your camera roll 😭😭😭
I’ll start:

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

“The surprise I got today when I sent the dogs into the tent to chase out what I thought was a raccoon. Yes, that’s a bear...”

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Why every parent should own a nanny cam

[amy xd @amyylho]

okay but look

[crab @dmndeyes]

TikTok is okay pt. 2