Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld

cub | subtle jew | harvard ‘18 | hls ‘22

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

My mom always told me that to be happy in life, you have to have things to look forward to, just to have something to be excited about and to break up the monotony of the usual grind. That’s why, every day, I come up with new and thrilling ways to disappoint my family

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@KingDevHurt Praying for you in this trying time

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Just realized this is how I feel when I put rubbing alcohol and a band-aid on my scraped knee

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@HOUSEOFDEVI <3

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

When I do this that’s how you’ll know things are going really badly for me

[Andrew Nguonly @andrewnguonly]

Re: Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by @amychua

Late to the game on reading this, but actually very funny! Great read. We need a detailed follow-up from the perspective of Sophia/Lulu haha. Mirror each chapter/moment, etc.

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

I’d like to apologize to my droves of fans for not tweeting enough recently. You have to understand that, as a government employee, I’m not allowed to be funny

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

The pace of eating at Chinese restaurants on Christmas can only be described as “your last night alive”

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Under the Castle Doctrine you can legally kill Santa if you believe he’s there to commit a felony or inflict serious bodily harm upon you

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@isaac_lewis @melissa 🫡

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

I always know something’s popping off with my mom when my LinkedIn views spike

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@amychua Iconic

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@hopper762 Oh didn’t realize you thought he was THAT untalented

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Quick question is Dead & Company a Ship of Theseus type situation

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@hopper762 No it doesn’t!

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Thinking about the time my mom made me go to a prestige Broadway matinee the day after I got my wisdom teeth pulled and blood kept dribbling down my chin and I scared a bunch of theater enthusiasts during the intermission

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@allisonkmoon Wyclef Jean erasure

[Amy Chua @amychua]

Got this email today — encouraged by the state of literary criticism among our youth!

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Enjoying the new iPhone update

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

Now this is how you really know he’s an Ashkenazi Jew

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake says he is taking a break from music for a year or longer to focus on his health and deal with stomach problems:

“I need to focus on my health, first and foremost… maybe a year or something, maybe a little longer.”

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@libhouseplant Propensity evidence, no evidence of modus operandi

[Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld @luluchuru]

@allisonkmoon And then what