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“In the narrative very few elements indicate that he is an exceptional or outstanding student.”

[Guten Abend⁴² 🇦🇹🕊🇷🇸 @roter_0ktober]

Wenn du auf der Plantage kontrollierst,ob das faule Pack hart genug arbeitet

[El Poltero loco @derirrepolterer]

Wie ich meine Sklaven auf der Plantage beaufsichtige

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It is pure coincidence that I resigned just before the story broke about the police investigating a £500,000 donation from the mother George Cottrell, the convicted fraudster who bankrolled me.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I will fight for Clacton and stand on my record of what I have achieved for the town! Things like... er... and, ah... hmmm... what about, er... that umm... well... I'm pretty sure I visited once"

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

If I repeat this often enough, I'm hoping it will stop being complete and obvious bollocks.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The names of those murdered at Dunblane Primary School:

Victoria Elizabeth Clydesdale (age 5)
Emma Elizabeth Crozier (age 5)
Melissa Helen Currie (age 5)
Charlotte Louise Dunn (age 5)
Kevin Allan Hasell (age 5)
Ross William Irvine (age 5)
David Charles Kerr (age 5)
Mhairi Isabel MacBeath (age 5)
Gwen Mayor (age 45)
Brett McKinnon (age 6)
Abigail Joanne McLennan (age 5)
Emily Morton (age 5)
Sophie Jane Lockwood North (age 5)
John Petrie (age 5)
Joanna Caroline Ross (age 5)
Hannah Louise Scott (age 5)
Megan Turner (age 5)

Remember them.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform UK's candidate for Clacton:

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I will be taking legal action against The Times for having the audacity to use facts and information to tell the truth.

[Professorenversteher Oskar-Maria Hanfmöger🦉🥦🍄 @IndiCannArabica]

Es gibt Karrieren, die enden einigermaßen würdevoll. Und dann gibt es da Waldemar Hartmann und Monika Gruber...

[Annika Joeres @AnnikaJoeres]

Unsere Recherche über Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg hat ihn offenbar verärgert – wenige Stunden nach der Veröffentlichung forderte uns seine Anwaltskanzlei Schertz Bergmann auf, den Artikel zu löschen. Natürlich lehnten wir das ab
Lest jetzt unseren Beitrag:
https://t.co/f0GBep3vui

[Annika Joeres @AnnikaJoeres]

Liebe Leute,
bleibt mal dran - wir veröffentlichen heute bei @correctiv_org eine interessante Recherche zu Karl-Theodor von Guttenberg und seinen Geschäften. In den USA und weltweit. Mit Peter Thiel. Und anderen bekannten Personen. 😎

[Pedro Sánchez @sanchezcastejon]

Cada derecho conquistado por el colectivo LGTBI+ ha sido fruto de la lucha social frente a quienes defendían la discriminación.

Hoy, con la inclusión de las mal llamadas terapias de conversión en el Código Penal, volvemos a demostrar que el odio no puede marcar el rumbo de nuestra sociedad.

A quienes quieren retroceder décadas en derechos y libertades les decimos con claridad: no volveremos al pasado.

Seguiremos avanzando hacia una sociedad donde nadie sea perseguido por ser quien es o por amar a quien ama.

Más igualdad. Más libertad. Más derechos. Ni un paso atrás.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I proudly boasted about having claimed "zero personal expenses". Which is not surprising when you consider that there is no such thing as 'personal expenses' for MPs, so nobody has claimed any. But I have claimed over £150k in office expenses.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Happy Brexit anniversary.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[LGBTQ Shrink @DrRonHolt]

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍⚧️

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

The BBC may have forgotten Farage's £5m grift, but if you remember it, please repost! Thanks.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

He was still a better prime minister than any of this lot.