so I have 2 debit cards... I have one to save my money that I earn and one for spending money. weeeellllll let’s just say I have -28 $ in my spending account. negative.
This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says “Well damn, Jackie, I can’t control the weather”.. His wife hit him & said “For the last time, we didn’t name her that so you could reference That 70’s Show” 😂😂
i miss the summers where all you did was sleep in, go to the pool all day, hangout w ur friends, stay up late, didn’t take a summer class, or work a single day... that was the life
i was subbing for a kindergarten class today and this little girl kept misbehaving so i pulled her aside and told her she needed to listen to me and she goes “ur not even a grown up good try” and i honestly just high-fived her b/c she’s totally right
LADIES IMAGINE THIS: you’ve been secretly dating the assistant to the regional manager at ur office for a few years. suddenly ur favorite cat sprinkles gets very sick. you ask ur boyfriend to take care of her. he feeds her antihistamines & puts her in the freezer. ur devastated.