Lisa Laser Beam Chosen

I don't mean to brag, but have been told I have an amazing gumline.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

RICO LAW

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

for those keeping score at home—
Hillary Clinton: 0 felony counts
Joe Biden: 0 felony counts
Hunter Biden: 0 felony counts
Dr. Fauci: 0 felony counts
Barack Obama: 0 felony counts
Donald Trump: 7 FELONY COUNTS

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Again, just a thought here, but maybe we could ban guns instead of books?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You wanting to keep YOUR child from reading a book with a gay main character doesn’t mean you get to decide if MY child can.

Your desire to keep YOUR child from learning ACCURATE black history doesn’t mean MY child doesn’t get to.

And just because YOU’RE offended by Michelangelo‘s work, doesn’t mean MY child shouldn’t see it.

Crying “parents rights” doesn’t mean YOU have the right to parent MY kid. Or ANYONE else’s.

So cut the shit.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

Bibliophobia…

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@abughazalehkat The Thursday Murder Club - a most cozy and charming mystery

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

in Putin's Russia, teachers can get fired for telling the truth. in DeSantis's Florida, teachers can get fired for telling the truth. any questions

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

The calculated attacks on public education and accurate information will only further these problems. The same people pulling books of of children’s shelves and prosecuting teachers are those who fail to act when these events occur. It is not a coincidence.

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@mehdirhasan Now try DILL havarti

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Dear Republicans: Social Security is an “entitlement” because we are entitled to the damn money we paid into it.

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@nathaliejacoby1 Braniff- they had the best playing cards.

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@baileymeyers Scintillating. (SK...) A friend thought I was kidding so the embarrassment wasn't too obvious... but it's still pretty fresh... (35 years later!)

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Today a spider was hanging from the ceiling, and my students noticed it but continued to take notes and pay attention to my presentation. That is how amazing I am at classroom management.

I’m kidding. It was absolute chaos. Students screamed, until I caught it.

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@WonderyMedia Dungeons and Daddies

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@MeghanMannarino @almannarino You too, Meghan! Lovely pic!

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

@JibbaTheGent I’ll be angry until the Republic is no longer under siege by the people who swore an oath to defend it.

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@LakotaMan1 We're real!

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@ImSpeaking13 Trying to get us back from the darkest timeline!

[Lisa Laser Beam Chosen @Luluroze]

@MeghanMannarino So happy for you all Meghan!

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

The real battle we're facing right now, is between truth and propaganda.