Rupert “Junior” Murdoch

Spiked-Ade Sipper | Slightly Overweight | Kalshi Portfolio Manager | #fliptheswitch

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I was doing homework earlier and I had to stop halfway through just to acknowledge how locked in I was #valid?

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@drippingpoop Oops must’ve been the wind

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@drippingpoop Be my wife already poop 💍💍💍

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#guesstheburner (impossible)

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@BushmanGabes

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Can you tell I’m racked

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Obliterate this to smithereens

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My buddy just called this his “dessert plate” #nuke

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If you insist 🤷‍♂️

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At least I get another attempt #thatsbaseball

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Slow day for the burner, slow day in real life #balance

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Today is one of those days where it was just over before it even started. We go again tomorrow 👊

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@BushmanGabes Unfortunately, going to class was not in the cards today

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Made the executive decision to skip my 8am. Gonna leave it up to fate to see if I make it to my 10am instead #dialed

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Don’t really want to hear my professor speak gibberish tbh

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@CarmCarmMiller The Voice

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My buddy just asked me “what do you think having sex with Fernando Mendoza is like?” #originalsentence

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@BushmanGabes @BigTay667 Darn you got me

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Don’t know I’m paying my credit card bill but I had to get my hands on this thing