Louisa Thomas

writer, wife & mother of 3 crazy boys

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@blakexallen Why. She's always been irrelevant

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@blakexallen Me

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@blakexallen Oh boy! Lol they need some malk. Hahaha have a great day

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

I only sleep with men so I can promote Joanne

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@luluthomas64 oh dear they have a song w that Haley girl. Tragedy

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@luluthomas64 turns out they are lame white boys!

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

Who are the chainsmokers? Only lame white boys would name their group that n

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

I got so drunk at the perfect illusion release party. I pissed my pants when I first heard it. Now my husband is mad @ me #itwasntlove

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@jenniferthemom1 you're married to mr clean!? Jennifer what are hanging on his Naples?

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

Just put the chicken in the crockpot! Time to do some errands! Can't wait for perfect illusion!

[Ben & Candy Carson @RealBenCarson]

If we acknowledge our need for God, He will help us.

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@anthonypierreg1 @pmoreaus Oh dear me! Thanks for looking out Anita ! God bless

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

My grandma got to meet lady gaga!! So jealous!! Blessed that she is still alive ❤️

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

Beauties!! When are you guys reading fifty shades!? 😉 LOL https://t.co/c8tapDVfCv

[Alondra Tapatío @AlondraTapatio]

Our book club meetings are always a blast, señoritas! Can't wait to see all my chicas again! #SoccerMom4Life!

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

The nerve!!! These gays pretending to be us soccer moms needs to stop! #praying4U #realsoccermom https://t.co/uYr8vWkNt3

[96.5 KISS FM @965KissFM]

STORY: Why are @ladyGaGa fans pretending to be "soccer moms" and request her new song at radio stations via Twitter? https://t.co/rokaISeg7r

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@FamilyFirstxox @MinnesotaMom23 SIN NANCY!

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@pmoreaus @anthonypierreg1 LOL your such a bottom Cathy!

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@MinnesotaMom23 we'll do a group prayer at the potluck! No sinners in our families!

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@MinnesotaMom23 he better not be a home of sexual to my sons!

[Louisa Thomas @luluthomas64]

@anthonypierreg1 my son and his friend were talking about being bottoms too! Must be a sports thing LOL