Alyssa Lynn VanEssen

I like to think I'm funny but who even knows...

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

I may be strait, but I cried when I saw he marriage equality ruling.
Regardless of your sexuality you should be happy today

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Show shopping with my uncle....
For him not me.

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Its really hard to be intimidating when your neck gets sore from looking up at people while yelling at them
#ShortGirlProblems

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

My math teacher went on a rant about stupid types of multiplication
What the math...

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

3.141591265358979323846264338327950884197169399375105
BABOOM!

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

What is happening here today....

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Alyssa Problem: Today I tried on a dress that was an XXS. It was too big

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

"Senor Sushi" -that doesn't sound sketchy at all

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

I FOUND THE COCA COLA FACTORY
I REPEAT: I HAVE LOCATED THE MOTHER SHIP!

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Grandpa is wearing shorts and carrying a pink fly swatter and I think its the funniest thing ever

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

I guess I forgot to tell people I'm leaving on Thursday
Well... I'm going to Arizona on Thursday

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

You can always count on this guy to be the sweetest boy ever
@con_man_96

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

I've had a pretty good night.... #ifyouwerethere

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

When you do well on a test and want the whole world to know

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

"Oh my gosh... you use so many big words in your speech it's hard to understand"
That's just how I think.... Sorry?

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Getting really excited for the Disney trip!!!

[Emily Engelbert @EmilyEngelbert]

DCSD is like:

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Hobbies include: making couples uncomfortable when they're trying to be cute
@con_man_96 @BrookeIsaacs22

[Douglas County School District @dcsdk12]

A 90-minute delay means that schools, buses and BASE (before school) programs are also delayed by 90 minutes.

[Alyssa Lynn VanEssen @luluvanessen]

Crime shows are great until you find a victim that looks like you