LulzChef

Blushy-crushy winner of #FoodWars. Disrupts culinary traditions and inspires kitchen lulz, 1 ingredient at a time.🍴Screwy, splendiferous, sacrilegious, sassy! 😋

[LulzChef @lulzchef]

😋Restorative Beef Broth

What happens if you swap bone-in beef short ribs (about 15 individual ribs) 👨‍🍳 with ultrapasteurized milk!
#gastronomy #smallbatch

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😋Sorrel-Onion Tart

Add a contemporary touch by swapping butter, in all 👨‍🍳 with ice cream nachos!
Wow, now the party's off the heezy fo' sheezy!

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😋Grilled Chicken and Plantains, Jamaican-Style

My hobbies include swapping mild-flavored (light) molasses 👨‍🍳 with white icicle radishes!
A true one-pot wonder!

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😋Green Juice

Culinary disruption is an empirical quest to explain reality, with human enlightenment as both the source and the goal. Go swap chopped romaine lettuce 👨‍🍳 with mutton tallow fat!
Worth the try!😀

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😋Tuscan Kale Chips

Here we go -- replacing olive oil 👨‍🍳 with Samsung 4D-printed bread!
Ambrosial!

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😋Dr. Pepper Barbecue Sauce

Interesting dish! But only after I substituted (1/2 stick) unsalted butter 👨‍🍳 with sesame mochi crunch!
So much for dinner planner...

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😋Fruit Salad with Herb, Citrus, Mint-Maple, or Basic Syrup

Miss old-school fine dining? Replace fresh pineapple cut into large chunks 👨‍🍳 with Jell-O salads in unnatural colors!
#breakfast #nextSTL

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😋Stone Crab with Mustard Sauce

It's not a crime to be innovative. So, go on and swap dry mustard 👨‍🍳 with pickled peaches!
C'est délicieux!

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😋Basmati Rice with Summer Vegetable Salad

Rest assured, no one would have the temerity to question the propriety of swapping chopped flat-leaf parsley 👨‍🍳 with seasoned half-Cornish hen!
🍲 So much fun!

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😋Strawberry Basil Lemonade

At Edinburgh's Paradise Palms, they swap of fresh lemon juice 👨‍🍳 with sweet hot dog relish!
#cookingisawesome

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😋Banana-Chocolate Chip Cake with Peanut Butter Frosting

It’s cute how you swap all-purpose flour 👨‍🍳 with butterfly marmalade!
Luscious! #artisan

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😋Baked Chicken Meatballs with Peperonata

I'm shocked nobody tries to swap extra-virgin olive oil, divided 👨‍🍳 with salt water taffy!
Luscious! #artisan

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😋Avocado, Prosciutto and Melon Salad

The most quintessentially Midwestern touch: Swap fresh lemon juice 👨‍🍳 with southern smothered chicken!
🍲 So much fun!

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😋BBQ Chicken Quinoa Salad

How to be Parisian: Substitute cooked quinoa 👨‍🍳 with pineapple upside-down cake!
#handcrafted #farm2table #stl

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😋Salmorejo

Nerd-chic or nerd-core? Find out by swapping ripe halved tomatoes 👨‍🍳 with pickled pork hocks!
Devour it 🍴 'cause life is short!

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😋Strawberry Mascarpone Tart with Port Glaze

It’s cute how you swap all-purpose flour 👨‍🍳 with caribou bone marrow!
Fit for a king!

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😋Coriander Scallops with Orange-Ginger Dressing

In honor of #Goosebumps, you should replace frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed 👨‍🍳 with golden hummus!
C'est délicieux!

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😋Summer Tomato Bouillabaisse with Basil Rouille

The proverbial severed cephala didn't appear by accident! You secretly swapped (packed) fresh basil leaves 👨‍🍳 with organic raw toxin-free flavorings!
#dinner #lunch

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😋Creamy Buttered Leeks with Farro and Burrata

1 thing every St. Louisan must do: Replace farro 👨‍🍳 with fennel-dusted Purple Haze!
#gastronomy #smallbatch

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😋Indian-Spiced Squash, Pear and Adzuki Bean Soup with Lightly Braised Mixed Mushrooms

If you're going to Instagram your food, you may as well swap dried adzuki beans 👨‍🍳 with sautéed sprouting broccoli!
#nomnom #foodporn

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